I am an american taco
I am a taco and a member of a Taco-Bell menu
I will get eaten by the people of the United States and live by FDA values
I will always place the people first
I will never be cold
I will never quit
I will never leave a hungry customer
I am delicious, outside and inside, made to succeed in my tasks to make people fat
I always mantain my shell, my lettuce and myself
I am a taco and I am a fattening food
I sit ready to be eaten, engage in dinner and takeout at TacoBell
I am a guardian of TacoBell and the american way of life
I am an american taco



PART I
Once Upon A Time, in a land FAR FAR(AND I MEAN REALLLLLYYYYY FAR AWAY) a Taco-King named Taco Adryan The II ruled the land and there was peace between the Tacos and the Burritos. But one day a burrito killed our beloved Taco-King and his son Tacomaniac was forced to be king and set out on a journey to avenge his father, but little did he know that his father in the Burrito region was know as the "BURRITO SLAYER" DUN DUN DUN!!!

PART II
While traveling to the Burrito region Tacomanic had made many new friends including tacina (a female taco who Tacomaniac likes) and his new best friend Tacion; but Tacomaniac and his friends had also created enemies including Tacomaniacs greatest foe yet.... The Taco Slayer. In order to temporarily defeat The Taco Slayer Tacomaniac had to retreive the long lost sword of taciona. The journey was long and hard, not only did Tacomaniac had to retreive the sword but he had to go through three trials to wield its true power or risk dying by the hands of The Taco Slayer. These three trials included The Trial of Courage, The Trial of Strength, and The Trial of Honor. During The Trial of Courage Tacomaniac and his friends had to go head to head, face to face, Taco to Burrito, mono a mono agianst a ferocious DemonTaco in the land of the dead. After Tacomaniac and his friends had successfully defated the DemonTaco Tacomaniac recieved the handle to The Sword Of Taciona..... but at a price.....

PART III
*Ghostly Voice*When we last left off our hero Tacomaniac had to fight the dreaded DemonTaco to retrieve The Handle of Taciona. It was a fierce battle with a lot of taco sauce flying everywhere and stuff but at last The Handle Of Taciona belonged to Tacomaniac at a price......*Ghostly voice*. After Tacomaniac and his friends retrieved the handle to The Sword Of Taciona

THE MOST AWKWARD ♥♥♥♥ I HAVE BEEN IN:

Disguise: mostly my name is this
『 Tacomaniac 』: xD
『 Tacomaniac 』: ah
『 Tacomaniac 』: But
『 Tacomaniac 』: but
『 Tacomaniac 』: I liked Erotion
『 Tacomaniac 』: and that banana picture
Disguise: Banana?
Disguise: wtf
『 Tacomaniac 』: nvm
Disguise: ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥?
Disguise: no broh
Disguise: why u gay
『 Tacomaniac 』: No, I meant that it was a picture of a banana
『 Tacomaniac 』: I could have sworn
Disguise: wtf
『 Tacomaniac 』: This just got real awkward
『 Tacomaniac 』: akward*
Disguise: yeah
『 Tacomaniac 』: awkward
Disguise: u thought it was my ♥♥♥♥?
Disguise: bruh
『 Tacomaniac 』: No
『 Tacomaniac 』: NO
『 Tacomaniac 』: WHAT
『 Tacomaniac 』: ffs
『 Tacomaniac 』: nvm
『 Tacomaniac 』: LOL
Disguise: lmao