♥♥♥♥ cheese like swiss cheese, yum :P

Nat? More like ♥♥♥♥! HAHA

he yoinky on my sploinky

jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair

ATTENTION!!! INCOMING BIG HOT NEWS!!!

THE VATICAN IS USING OUR FORESKIN TO CONTROL THE WORLD AND THIS MAN IS ONE OF THEIR UNDERCOVER AGENTS!!

Alright this is the perfect time to bring forth this theory of mine after breaking into a-lot of hospitals and stealing the foreskin in them

Ok so,The Vatican secretly collects our foreskin so that they can control the world, Every time a baby is circumcised, the foreskin, instead of being thrown away, is shipped off to Vatican (i even once got to witness the process of them shipping it over there), Once there, the Vatican are able to access the foreskin and able to control the former host (like a Voo-Doo doll) Many figures in power are circumcised, which allows the Vatican to still remain in power, Everyone who is circumcised is unknowingly a Vatican controlled sleeper agent who will carry out whatever atrocities the Pope wants, So For the love of God protect your child's foreskin from this man and his organization!!

Still thinking of possums :)