"The Coomer, whilst being the most deplorable, debauched and decadent being you can meet, is the most honest person you will ever encounter. Whilst his tastes may disgust the common man, the Coomer is without shame or pity for he does not care what he must use to fill his lust either with or without his control.

For a depraved man without shame is one who has no need for lies or deceit in honest conversation, only to force normality in social situations. However, an honest Coomer is no different to an honest drunkard. Clinging to a temporary happiness as a substitute for fulfilment is no better than giving a man water rather than pointing him to a well - the dilemma is that the Coomer is only a Coomer because he knows not the direction of the well, as the Coomer is always lost.

While the Coom is a dangerous craving one must satiate, the path of enlightment for the Coomer is to accept his faults, his harmful fixation and pursue a happiness without being chained to the Coom,-

-for the Coom reveals a person his darkest character, but it is through the Coom that a Coomer can change as a man."

- Lao Ling, recovering Coomer and Philospher, circa 435BC China. Chapter 1 of the Way of the Coom