Im currently flying blue angels irl in Phoenix

i am the blue angels

they made a whole game about hunting you because thats how unlikable you are

mr mallard continues to slander me by calling me a "penis" but he is too stupid to realize that i look like a penis because what he is actually seeing is my magnum penis because its so large it almost looks human

i would like to formally apologize to Mr. Mallard for my previous comment. He messaged me to let me know he was offended and honestly he's being a ♥♥♥♥♥ about it but I have decided to be the bigger man (physically as well) and apologize to the little guy.

honestly this guy sucks. played hunt showdown with him and he would always die right before we exited the map.