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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 9:11am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 10:34am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 7:04pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2023 @ 1:21pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 7:57pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 10:27am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 5:58am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 2:03pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 11:35am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 8:04pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 8:04pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2023 @ 4:46pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2023 @ 4:57pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2023 @ 5:04pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 8:28am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 1:02pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 10:01pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 11:27am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 7:57pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2023 @ 1:35pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2023 @ 1:35pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2023 @ 1:35pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2023 @ 4:58pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 8:29am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 12:04pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 5:28pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2023 @ 4:45pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2023 @ 4:46pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2023 @ 5:11pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 10:48am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 8:17pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 3:21pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2023 @ 4:53pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2023 @ 5:25pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 12:45pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2023 @ 4:57pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 11:09am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2023 @ 10:27am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 4:02pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 3:27pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2023 @ 5:05pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 10:51am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 3:24pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 4:02pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 8:40am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 10:01pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 12:25pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 2:54pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2023 @ 1:15pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 2:55pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 12:32pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 10:38am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 5:49pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 2:38pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 2:38pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 2:38pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2023 @ 4:58pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 12:03pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2023 @ 10:23pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 6:46pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2023 @ 5:14pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 5:29pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 8:54am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 5:29pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 3:06pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2023 @ 11:13am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 10:48am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 10:18pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 2:54pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 8:18pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 8:03am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 3:12pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 3:02pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 2:55pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 9:50am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 11:56am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:59am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2023 @ 1:21pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 3:24pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 7:59pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2023 @ 8:32am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 10:08am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 10:38am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 12:58pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 5:44pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 3:21pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 3:25pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 10:54am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 3:26pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 10:18pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 9:22am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 11:57am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 12:25pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 12:01pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 5:58pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 9:50am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 8:19pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 2:09pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 2:09pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 11:55am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 1:58pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 8:19pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 2:09pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 6:04pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 8:44am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 3:35pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 11:06am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 3:20pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 8:17pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 2:40pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 11:20am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 8:16pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 8:21pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 8:57pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 2:12pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 2:16pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 2:25pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 2:27pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 2:28pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 10:54am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 11:55am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 2:40pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 2:54pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 11:41am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 2:54pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 8:40am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 8:15pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 2:08pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 2:09pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 2:59pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 2:47pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 2:56pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 3:12pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 2:46pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 12:17pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 7:52pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 7:52pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 8:04pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 9:05pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 1:32pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2023 @ 1:37pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 8:25am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 5:29pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 8:18pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 2:55pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 5:47pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 9:16am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 1:13am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 7:13pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 1:46pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 5:59pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 10:43am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 3:25pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 8:05pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 2:10pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 9:51am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 8:24pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 8:37pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 8:38pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 3:03pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 3:09pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 8:14pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 7:56pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 8:32pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 8:27pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 8:33pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 8:34pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 8:40pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 7:48am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 7:16am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 7:48am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 8:03am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 8:28am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2023 @ 1:35pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 3:21pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 1:45pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 8:18pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 2:54pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 8:44am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 8:44am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 8:21pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 8:21pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 2:08pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 2:08pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 2:55pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 2:56pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 2:56pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 8:37pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 8:37pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 8:37pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 1:04pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 10:35am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 2:16pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 2:56pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 3:26pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 8:33pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 8:34pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 7:20am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 9:44am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 11:29am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 5:58am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 8:46am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 1:22pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 2:05pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 2:40pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 4:52pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 8:07pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 8:42pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 11:05am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 2:22pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 12:09pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 3:16pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 1:55am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 1:34pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 8:35pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 2:55pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 2:55pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 7:34am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 8:18pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 8:44pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 2:08pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 2:08pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 2:54pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 2:55pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 8:35pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 8:35pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 8:35pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 8:53am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 10:54am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 3:32pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 8:12am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 11:26am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 9:48pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 8:07pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 5:55am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 10:14am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 2:41pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 2:46pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 3:26pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 8:24pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 8:31pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:59am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 1:04pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 2:54pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 2:54pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 3:10pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 3:10pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 8:35pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 8:37pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 8:37pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 8:53am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 8:53am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 1:03pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 1:18pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 1:18pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 8:56am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:33am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 7:52am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 7:48am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 8:39am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 11:01am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 11:39am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 1:31pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 10:42am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 10:44am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 11:06am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 10:42am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 10:53am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 10:56am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 6:28pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 13 Jun @ 7:47am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2023 @ 12:23pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 8:40am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 9:14am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 10:15am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 5:54pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 8:19pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 2:47pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 8:31pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 9:44am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 1:18pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 1:48pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 2:43pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 9:11am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 11:09am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 5:42pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 2:55pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 8:37pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 1:02pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 8:15pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 8:32pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 8:32pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 8:37pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 8:37pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 1:03pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 1:03pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 1:03pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 1:16pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 1:18pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 1:18pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 2:03pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 12:09pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 8:37pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 8:53am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 8:53am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 8:53am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 1:03pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 1:03pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 1:20pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 2:03pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 2:03pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 11:56am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 4:37pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 12:09pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 6:16am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 8:28am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 9:44am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 9:55am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:32am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 2:45pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 10:41am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 11:03am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 12:12pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 8:04pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 10:34am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 9:21am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 10:22am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 7:41am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 12:32pm

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 12:33pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 10:28am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 10:28am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 7:03am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 7:03am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 1:45pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 2:02pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 10:37am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 5:55am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 9:08am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 12:21pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 1:45pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 9:06am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 9:28am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 7 May @ 1:03am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 1:43pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 1:02pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 1:03pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 1:03pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 1:03pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 1:18pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 1:18pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 10:51am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 10:51am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 10:52am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 4:37pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 4:37pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 4:37pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 5:58am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 9:21am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 1:56am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 5:42pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 8:43pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 2:47pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 8:34pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 7:05am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 1:04pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 1:19pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 12:09pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 9:21am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 10:07am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 2:53pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 9:58am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 11:15am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Nov @ 12:41pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 10:37am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 12:53pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 1:19pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 2:54pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 10:34am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 2:12pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 8:07pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 2:47pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 6:14pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 8:40pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 12:09pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 4:37pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 4:22pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 3:28pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 3:21pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 1:03pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 12:20pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 11:23am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 10:37am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 10:52am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 5:56am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 11:14am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 1:52pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 10:04am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 12:21pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 10:05am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 1:13pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 4:01pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 4:01pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 12:35pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 12:48pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 13 Jun @ 7:46am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 7:56am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 8:34pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Apr @ 9:51am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 7:09am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 9:08am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 12:22pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 3:32pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 4:06pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 7:26am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 2:43pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 11:55am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 1:51pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 1:46pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 1:51pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 1:51pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 10:40am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 4:37pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 4:37pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 4:37pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 9:41am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 9:41am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 9:41am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 10:07am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 3:28pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 3:28pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 9:22am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 3:19pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 12:45pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 10:38am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 11:55am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 4:37pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 4:37pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 4:37pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 4:37pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 9:41am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 12:46pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 12:46pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 12:48pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 3:28pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 3:28pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 9:07am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 9:39am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 9:26pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 5:45pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 2:14pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 3:12pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 8:34pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 9:59am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 1:51pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 4:37pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 9:21am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 3:28pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 9:07am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 4:06pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 4:19pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 3:46pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 4:38pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 8:32pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 1:05pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 2:55pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 8:53am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Sep @ 3:55pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 4:22pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 3:28pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 11:20am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 6:26pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 9:45am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jun @ 3:58pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 18 May @ 2:47pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2023 @ 4:53pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2023 @ 5:06pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2023 @ 4:44pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2023 @ 1:08pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 3:08pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 16 Nov @ 4:43pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 5:35pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 3:06pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 8:38pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 3:00pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 8:34pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 7:05am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 12:20pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 12:09pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 9:07am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 12:22pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 3:28pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 5:56pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 10:36am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 3:56pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 6:16pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 6:19am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 10:52am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 4:37pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 4:37pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 4:37pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 9:40am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 12:46pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 12:46pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 12:46pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 3:28pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 3:28pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 12:55pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 5:56pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 3:19pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 9:26pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 6:44pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 4:24pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 3:24pm

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 12:44pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 3:25pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 8:20am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 3:24pm

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep @ 9:30pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 6:48pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 4:37pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 12:33pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 5:30pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 7:08pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 May @ 4:18pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 1:45pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 13 Jun @ 7:46am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jun @ 6:33am

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep @ 5:38pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 10:46am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 9:20am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 7:57am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Jun @ 6:41am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 6:47pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 2:38pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 4:58pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:59am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 11:06am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 12:09pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 2:41pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 12:21pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 1:45pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 9:06am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 9:28am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 25 Apr @ 9:50am

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 1 Sep @ 3:55pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 8:33pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 1:22pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 7:27am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 23 Oct @ 7:38am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 4:37pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 9:50am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 12:22pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 12:46pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 12:46pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 5:25pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 2:50pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 8:31am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 12:49pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 9:26pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 4:04pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 4:53am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 4:24pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 May @ 6:12pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 7:10am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 7:17am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 11:17am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 7:04am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 3:16pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Jun @ 3:40pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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