You play too much DOTA

Hello, producer of DotaCinema here. Our crew is just checking in, we're getting worried as you're our highest viewing player on our videos: Fails of the week, noob of the year, rekt m8, and you've recently stopped playing, forcing us to work on 'top plays'. Because of this we've reached a downfall and need you to join back with us. We've got a couple new contracts for you if you'd like to see: Scrubadubdub (5 years), wp dendi (1 year) or there's uninstall (10 year contract). Please contact your local state farm immediately.

Looking for some Team Fortress 2 highlander league members, hope you try out. Contact me for further information.