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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:47pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 6:50pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:19pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 11:49am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 2:49pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 12:06pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 2:16am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 3:06am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 11:32am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 10:20pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 1:51pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 11:24pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 6:11am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:11pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:15pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:23pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:42pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 6:04pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:03pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 12:36pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 8:23pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 12:33pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 2:28am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 11:40pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 11:40pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 11:40pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:14pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 6:27pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 7:50pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:33am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:10pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:11pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:50pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 7:38pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 11:43am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 4:50pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:11pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 6:08pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:30pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:15pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 6:58pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:46am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:41pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:53pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:31am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:25pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:28pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:24pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:52am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:26am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 11:27pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:54pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 3:05pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 12:55pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:31am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 11:05pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 9:00pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 5:51am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 7:38am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 1:24pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 6:15am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 6:15am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 12:14pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 6:49pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:37pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:58pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 10:23pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:43pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:59am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 6:33pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:25am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 7:41pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:02pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 7:26pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 9:54pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:32pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 7:26pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:38pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 9:58pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 11:40pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 10:28am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 7:27pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 3:00pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 4:39pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 1:30pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 2:35pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:05pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 4:38pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 5:01am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 9:58pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 10:23pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 8:24am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 7:38am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 2:32pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 2:32pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 3:59am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 2:36pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 3:34am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 12:30pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 1:22am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 4:10pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 9:45pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 2:36pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 11:15pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 6:12am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 10:55pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 11:05pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 10:45pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 11:25pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 8:33am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 2:06pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 2:41pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 3:34pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 3:51pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 2:46pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 11:55pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 12:06pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 1:58pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 5:31am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 2:40pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 5:41am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 4:56am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 6:06am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 6:11am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 6:14am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 6:35am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 6:41am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 7:07am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 1:10pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 4:38pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 12:28pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 12:13am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 8:49pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 7:39pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 7:28pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 12:15pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 5:53am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 9:28pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 11:33pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 6:35am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 6:35am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 6:54am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 12:48am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 1:26am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 1:26am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 8:25am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 8:25am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 5:22am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 11:41am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 7:41am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:54pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 6:04pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:32am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:41pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 1:14pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 11:12pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 6:50pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:54pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 10:28am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 11:49am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 2:06pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:12pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:01pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 6:26pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 8:59pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 11:09pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 9:46pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 8:03am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 11:09pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 7:00am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 12:22pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 12:15pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 12:11pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 12:27pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 12:18pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 12:29pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 12:29pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 1:59pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 2:39pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 2:27pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 2:38pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 3:23pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 2:52pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 11:40pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 11:56pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 24 Jun @ 10:19pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 2:41pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 11:11pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 10:59pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 1:56pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 2:41pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 11:52pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 6:51am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 4:41pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 6:18am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 6:19am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 6:54am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 6:54am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 6:24am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 1:46pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 3:34pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 8:29am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 6:05am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 6:53am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 11:27am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 7:48am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 1:04pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 2:29pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 2:33pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 11:27pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 11:50am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 9:00pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 12:29pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 1:28pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 5:54am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 10:00pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 12:13am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 5:40am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 6:06am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 11:27am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 3:45pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 4:50pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 10:35pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 8:59pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 8:14am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 7:58am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 6:15am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 3:18pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 11:44pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 6:51am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 10:17pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 10:40pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 6:30am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 7:14am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 11:23am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 5:41am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 7:53am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 2:20pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 2:38pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 2:46pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 11:47pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:30pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 3:44am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 12:42pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 5:16pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 6:20pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 1:51am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 12:40am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 8:14am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 12:19pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 12:45pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 2:32pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 2:56pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 3:32pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 12:01am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 6:30am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 6:30am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 6:54am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 12:55am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 7:18am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 1:44pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 2:20pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 2:42pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 2:52pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 3:15pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 3:39pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 2:35pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 3:36pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 3:23pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 2:36pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 3:24pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 3:32pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 3:27pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 3:36pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 3:42pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 3:44pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 3:41pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 3:42pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 3:58pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 12:29am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 2 May @ 3:57pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Aug @ 11:30am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 5:26am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 2:34am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 8:18am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:01am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 3:05pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 5:56am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 1:37pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 5:51am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 6:28am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 12:31am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 2:35pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 3:15pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 3:39pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 11:37am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 3:25pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 1:03am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 2:04pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 6:30am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 5:54am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 1:59pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 7:54am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 12:35am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 1:22am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 8:15am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 1:24pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 2:25pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 2:42pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 2:58pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 3:37pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 3:39pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 3:39pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 3:39pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 3:39pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 12:47pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 1:59pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 2:19pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 2:20pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 3:25pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 3:27pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 3:36pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 3:36pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 3:37pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 3:39pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 3:39pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 12:39am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 1:32am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 2:35pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 2:46pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 3:22pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 3:24pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 3:36pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 3:36pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 4:00pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 1:06am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 11:24pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 10:54pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 11:01am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 3:18pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 12:53am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 12:53am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 4:44am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 4:44am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 3:32pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 3:36pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 1:26am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 1:26am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 2:18am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 8:18pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 12:15pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 9:20am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 21 Apr @ 2:09am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 2:57pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 2:49pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 2:36pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 2:42pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 3:34pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 2:57pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 3:39pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 3:39pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 3:43pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 3:49pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 12:34am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 1:27am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 1:33am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 1:40am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 1:40am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 7:38am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 11:09pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 10:55pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 6:41am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 6:25am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 2:35pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 3:37pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 3:37pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 12:38am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 1:33am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 5:34pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 12:29am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 3:26pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 1:06am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 3:37pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 3:26am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 3:37pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 1:57pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 8:30pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 10:24pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 6:35am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 6:22am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 6:03am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 2:06pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 2:46pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 3:37pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 3:55pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 1:33am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 4:26am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 5:42pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 1:01am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 3:33pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 1:07am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 3:45pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 12:55am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 1:07am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 5:13pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 8:18pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 9:19pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 8:28pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 8:07pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 4:07pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 9:08pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 2:34pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 1:27am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 4:49am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 4:51am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 10:23pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 9:48pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 6:05am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 12:41am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 3:40pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 3:34pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 3:41pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 3:39pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 3:39pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 3:39pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 3:48pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 1:27am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 1:33am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 1:27am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 1:27am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 3:00am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 5:02pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 5:34pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 6:48am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 5:08pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 8:38am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 3:35am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 3:44pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 3:44pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 3:39pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 12:13am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 1:27am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 1:32am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 1:27am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 3:00am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 5:21pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 5:38pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 8:26pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 6:33am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 11:51pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 7:48am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 11:25pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 12:30am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 12:06pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 1:30pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 2:42pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 3:37pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 3:37pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 1:08am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 2:57am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 5:38pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 6:29am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Apr @ 11:38pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 5:33am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 3:34pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 1:23am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 11:28am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 3:15pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 7:58am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 2:38pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 5:02pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 9:08pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 11:50pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:13pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:29pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:10pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 12:06pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 8:55pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 8:44pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 10:55pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 6:54am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 8:14am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 2:35pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 2:42pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 3:45pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 12:34am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 1:33am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 5:34pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 8:47pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 12:59pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 8:19am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 3:34pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 1:31am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 3:44pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 1:27am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 1:27am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 1:32am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 1:27am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 1:27am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 4:07am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 5:32pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 5:38pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 6:26am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 11:51pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 11:51pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Apr @ 12:25am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 9:19am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 6:53am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 6:48pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Aug @ 9:51am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 8:45pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 1:27am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 12:15am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 6:56am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 4:44am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 9:16pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 7:26pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 2:27am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Jun @ 10:19pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 2:17pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 9:58pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 6:15am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 6:25am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 1:30pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 2:46pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 3:34pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 3:39pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 1:51am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 2:18am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 8:18pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 12:14pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 9:20am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 12:45pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 3:36pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 1:34am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 1:08am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 1:27am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 1:27am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 4:02am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 5:14pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 5:32pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 8:18pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 9:13pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 8:28pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 3:16pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 6:05am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 6:06am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 12:30pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+12

12 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked