Met Blizzy in a CS:GO match. Instant vibe, both on the scoreboard and in the chat. Added each other on Steam, then Discord. Started strategizing, sharing memes, the works.

One night, Blizzy drops the news: "I'm gay."

I paused, then said, "Cool, man. You still headshot like a boss, right?"

He laughed, "Yeah, same guy. Just wanted you to know."

Nothing changed. We kept racking up wins, friendship stronger than ever. Blizzy being gay didn't matter; what mattered was the bond we'd built, one headshot at a time.

Cool story bro

+Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great csgo and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his tiny "penis" push against my leg. I punched him and then ravaged his tight hole until orgasm. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy