Recent reviews by Runescape Chicken-Man

1. Get hit with an arrow.
2. Vow to vanquish the bowman from this realm.
3: Spot him, push through the enemy lines slashing left and right.
4. You've got him now, there is nothing stopping your cold blade from delivering justice to your adversary.
5. Every foe you previously vanquished to get to this heathen respawns in front of them.
6. Die. Instantly. Without the slightest chance.
7. Repeat.

10/10