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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 3:11pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 4:28pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 6:04pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 4:35pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 11:55am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 11:33pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:47pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 6:09pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 2:20pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2023 @ 6:46pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 2:35pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 7:44pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 2:18pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 2:31pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 2:36pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 2:41pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 3:06pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 3:33pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 2:03pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 12:23pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 6:25pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 8:34am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 2:11pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 2:11pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 2:11pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 1:13pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 2:34pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 3:12pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 5:57pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 4:36pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 2:29pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 2:30pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 3:56pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 6:11pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 7:43am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 7:32pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 2:31pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 4:53pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 5:49pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 2:39pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 5:06pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 6:55pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 3:00pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 4:09pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 6:08pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 2:45pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 6:07pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 7:30pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 6:47pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 6:05pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 12:52pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 7:05pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 8:35am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 8:05pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 3:56pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 3:18pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2023 @ 7:35pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 6:04pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 7:17pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 10:41am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 2:31pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 2:31pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 7:57pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 2:37pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 2:17pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 7:30pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 2:29pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 3:12pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 4:35pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 4:43pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 5:27pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 12:36pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 6:50pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 1:31pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 7:47pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 7:32pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 8:40pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 11:14am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 10:06pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 2:11pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 8:34am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 7:40am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 3:42pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 8:35am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 8:56pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 7:27pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 3:58pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 6:28pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 8:34am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 2:27pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 2:41pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 7:39pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 6:37pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 7:01pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 2:29pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 2:58pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 10:18am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 2:32pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 10:59am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 5:05pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 8:47am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 7:43am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 5:59pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 8:37pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 10:32am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 7:56pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 9:24pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 8:34am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 6:35am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 9:19am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 3:38pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 2:35pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 3:17pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 11:15pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 5:42pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 11:15pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 10:28pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 11:33pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 3:28pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 3:55pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 3:32pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 5:31pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 10:08am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 9:43pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 8:53am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 4:31pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 7:45pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 7:45pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 7:46pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 6:04pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 8:33am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 3:42pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 9:32pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 9:42am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 1:58pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 9:42am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 4:30pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 6:16pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 9:24pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 9:58pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 6:12pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 7:57pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 7:58pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 2:11pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 2:11pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 7:09pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 7:09pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 8:17pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 11:37am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 12:02pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 12:37pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 5:30pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 3:56pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 3:24pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 6:56pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 3:58pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 2:09pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 6:36am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 3:56pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 5:51pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 8:20pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 11:17am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 7:27pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 5:42pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 6:23pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 7:07pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 7:47pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 10:17am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 2:18pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 6:15pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 8:32pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 7:59pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 8:42pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 8:31pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 8:27pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 8:47pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 8:40pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 8:48pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 8:47pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 8:54pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 9:48pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 8:54pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 9:52pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 9:54pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 9:54pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 2:11pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 11:53am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 11:38am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 3:56pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 9:21pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 5:59pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 10:41am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 7:27pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 6:12pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 9:21pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 9:38pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 7:47pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 7:47pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 7:57pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 8:09pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 8:49pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 8:55pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 11:18pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 9:32pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 9:27am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 7:56pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 7:59pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 8:48pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 8:54pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 9:54pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 9:54pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 3:18pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 9:46am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 7:05pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 7:24pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 3:10pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 3:57pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 8:42pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 6:12pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 9:19pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 3:36pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 7:58pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 11:18pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 11:52am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 2:05pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 5:42pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 8:48pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 6:12pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 8:16am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 9:39pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 10:29am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 6:51pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 9:33pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 4:04pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 7:47pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 7:57pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 7:59pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 8:10pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 8:53pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 8:55pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 8:56pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 9:57pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 6:04pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 7:07pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 9:54am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 8:02am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 2:06pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 24 May @ 12:12pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 11:31am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 5:57pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 7:05am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 9:41am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 8:03pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 8:37pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 8:41pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 8:47pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 9:19pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 11:06pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 11:06pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 8:16am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 7:46pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 7:57pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 7:59pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 8:09pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 8:49pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 8:55pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 8:55pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 9:31pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 10:16pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 11:15pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 11:16pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 8:54pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 10:23pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 9:53pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 9:50pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 9:54pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 11:06pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 10:12pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 11:16pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 11:17pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 11:18pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 11:17pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 11:17pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 11:36pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 11:38pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 1:03pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 1:03pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 1:03pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 1:03pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 1:03pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 1:03pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 1:03pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 1:03pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 1:03pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 1:03pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 1:03pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 1:03pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 1:03pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 1:03pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 11:14am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 5:47pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 6:10pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 2:35pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 2:19pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 5:32pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 7:59pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 8:56pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 9:57pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 11:16pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 7:46pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 9:57pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 11:40pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 1:04pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 10:41am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 7:47pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 8:44pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 8:55pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 7:59pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 8:09pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 8:48pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 8:53pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 8:55pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 9:31pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 10:19pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 11:05pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 11:14pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 11:14pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 11:15pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 11:32pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 11:34pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 8:49pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 8:55pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 9:30pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 10:17pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 11:05pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 11:16pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 11:16pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 11:16pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 11:16pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 11:16pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 11:16pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 11:42pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 11:03am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 9:52pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 9:56pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 10:11pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 11:03pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 11:16pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 11:16pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 11:38pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 11:42pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 6:11pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 6:15pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2023 @ 5:28pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 11:08pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 10:34pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 11:10pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 11:29pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 8:49am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 10:54am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 11:06pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 11:08pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 9:52am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 9:54am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 11:11am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 11:22am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 3:01pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 9:09pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 11:30am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 11:14pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 11:06pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 10:08pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 11:06pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 11:13pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 11:14pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 11:14pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 11:16pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 11:32pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 11:39pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 11:40pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 11:44pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 8:59am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 11:07am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 11:09am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 9:41am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 11:30am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 6:10pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 7:58pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 8:49pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 8:56pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 11:04pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 11:16pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 11:39pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 11:03am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 11:11am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 8:04pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 10:03pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 11:42pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 11:16pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 10:49am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 11:16pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 4:48pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 11:30pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 6:35am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 6:12pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 7:46pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 8:09pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 8:56pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 10:14pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 11:15pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 11:16pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 8:59am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 11:09am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 11:22am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 8:32pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 11:08pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 8:43am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 11:16pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 11:35pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 8:43am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 10:49am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 7:36pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 7:43pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 10:54am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 8:21pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2023 @ 9:35pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 1:59pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 1:59pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 12:32pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 9:43am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 10:57am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 9:19pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 2:03pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 9:54am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 10:50am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 11:06am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 5:30pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 9:41am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 7:04pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 6:54pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 11:39pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 11:15pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 11:16pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 11:16pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 11:16pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 11:16pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 11:16pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 11:16pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 11:42pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 11:02am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 11:07am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 11:08am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 11:11am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 11:14am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 11:22am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 7:27pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 11:27am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 5:25pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 11:14am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 11:25pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 11:31pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 11:39pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 11:41pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 8:59am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 11:00am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 11:08am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 11:10am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 11:14am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 11:14am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 11:36am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 7:37pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 3:22pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 7:19pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 9:08pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 7:44pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 9:44pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 8:09pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 8:55pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 9:55pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 11:15pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 11:32pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 11:42pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 11:07am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 11:14am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 7:37pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 11:32pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2023 @ 4:02pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 8:39pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 11:15pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 9:37am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 7:59pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 11:06pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 6:12pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 9:58pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 11:10am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 8:05pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 3:22pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2023 @ 12:56pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 2:33pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 2:33pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 2:47pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 2:29pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 1:13pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 4:21pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 4:21pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 4:21pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 9:29am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 2:58pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 12:35pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 24 May @ 12:12pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 4:52pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 11:02am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 6:10pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 7:58pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 8:53pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 9:31pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 11:14pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 11:16pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 11:41pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 11:03am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 11:13am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 11:36am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 9:08pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2023 @ 4:02pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 8:44pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 11:16pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 9:51am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 1:07pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 11:16pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 11:25pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 11:42pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 11:01am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 11:08am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 11:10am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 11:13am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 11:14am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 11:29am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 7:37pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 11:28am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 3:10pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 10:38pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 10:38pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 7:20pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2023 @ 4:02pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 7:56pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 1:07pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 9:08pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 10:10pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 11:44pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 8:44am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 12:24pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 11:10am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 4:54pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 10:54am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 7:31pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 1:31pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 7:26pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 9:49am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 7:05pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 2:31pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 8:47pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 8:56pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 11:15pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 11:15pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 11:18pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 9:41am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 11:11am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 11:22am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 3:01pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 9:08pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 2:03pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 8:48pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 11:16pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 9:54am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 1:07pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 11:43pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 11:08am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 11:10am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 11:11am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 11:14am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 11:22am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 7:37pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 8:19pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 10:08pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 8:47pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 9:08pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 9:08pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 7:20pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 10:53pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 2:38pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 7:40am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 8:08pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 7:02pm



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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