♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ horus

I got a big monkey. And I'm gonna show you my monkey. I'm gonna spank my monkey and you're gonna watch me spank my monkey. Yeah, 'cause you're a monkey lover. Yeah, you are, you monkey lover! Oooo. Nice. You like that. Monkey. You like lookin' at my monkey. Yeah, you like it when I spank my monkey. I know you do. Tell me you like my monkey. Say "I like that monkey!" Are you looking at my monkey? You best be lookin' at my monkey. Look at my monkey! Yeah, look at my monkey! I'm beating my monkey! LOOK AT MY MONKEY! YOU LOOK AT MY MONKEY! YOU WANT MY MONKEY, DON'T YA?! YOU KNOW YOU DO, YOU MONKEY-LOVER, MONKEY-LOVER! YEAH! YEAH! UH-HUH, YEAH! THAT'S IT! OH YEAH! YEAH! YEAH, OH YEAH! YEAH, UH-HUH, UH-HUH, YEAH! YEAH, YEAH! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA-

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anyone have a plunger xDDDDD

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I saw Horus at a store in New York yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand in front of my face. When I came up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

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Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….