Name: Father
Age: 520 yrs
Country: Where there is bacon, there is the lord
Zodiac: Pig
Sexual Preference: Believing
Pronouns: (Father/Bacon)
Favourite Rule: The bacon commandments:
We oppose supernatural claims. We are skeptics and atheists. In our religion, we doubt religion.
We fight discrimination. Atheists and non-believers are not inferior and should not be hated and marginalized.
We raise money for charity and are striving to be the most generous church in the world.
Our officiants perform legal weddings for member’s friends and family and always for free. How joyful!
We expose religious privileges as silly by claiming the same rights for Bacon.
Praise Bacon If you prefer to praise Vegetarian Bacon or Turkey Bacon that is fine!
What should we know about you?: Bacon is our God because Bacon is real