LIFE IS ENDLESS, YOU SHOULD RESPAWN ANYWAY
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Hello and welcome!
My name is Žygimantas and 19 years ago I started this weird game called "life". I don't really know much about it but I can definitely tell that controls aren't WASD. Strange (and a little bit confusing) things did happen. For instance, when you go forward there will always be somekind an obstacle... ALWAYS... and you better get ready cuz after one there's a l w a y s another one which will hurt you even more. Secondly, some say, this game was created by one developer , others argue that there are more of them (there were even bloody wars because of it in the middle stages of the game). No matter how much of them are or who is (are) he/she/they but I kinda believe he/she/they has (have) already left this game to die (and for some damn reason it's 2018 years how it's still alive). The best part is that we have to go to by far the least impressive map called "school" and "learn" things like game physics, different voice chat languages, basic (and intermediate) program functions and processes. Simply pain in the ass.

On other hand, I like the graphics of it. Neither are they great, nor I could see the full resolution (happend to sign up for this game with unpleasant bug called "shortsightedness") but they're decent, at least I'm trying to be positive here. Story kinda tends to be repetitive but intriguing every time you're feeling fed up. Sooooo, here's my account where I play better versions of this game and enjoying my staying in the main one. I'm almost 18 and it's about to get f***ing glorious, man! Admins (we call them "parents") say that "adulthood" (or "life" after you've turned 18) is the best part of this game, thus I'm really looking forward into it!

Edit: So I'm 18 now and this is by far the biggest scam of all time. Nothing changed, I had a special pass to all cool places like bars and night clubs but then some "parlament" ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ (Super Admins) made a change in law raising alcohol restrictions and here I am waiting for two more years to "resubscribe" to all the cool stuff :/

Edit #2: Yee... Alright, I'm 19. I go to uni now :D so that's fun. Yeah, right ;) Anyways, occasionally I get my ass burnt by deadlines but everything is fine. One thing has changed tho, I no longer have enough time to play games :< but life's good. I feel like it's just the beginning of something much bigger...

Well, with that being said, I'll go but you could stay as long as you need. See yea!