Hey, my name is Carlton Pasterino. I have something to confess. For the last 3 years I've been making fake sub names for Kripp. He pays me pennies and dimes to come up with 50 new names a day. From Thundercuck to MrRabbit69, I've made over 80% of his subs up for him. I'm tired of working like a child laborer. I'm ready to go back to college and make something of myself. I'm here to let the world know.

Happy Bday!

Happy Bday

"Oh ♥♥♥♥, I'm sorry.""Sorry for what? Our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our ♥♥♥♥♥. Especially since they're such good size and all.""Yeah, i see that. Your daddy gave you good advice.""It gets bigger when I pull on it.""MMmmMmMmMmmm.""Sometimes I pull on it so hard, I rip the skin.""Well my daddy taught me a few things too, like uh, how to not to rip the skin by, uh, using someone else's mouth, instead of your own hands.""Will you show me?"I'd be right happy to…"

Happy Bday

+rep :D