Grandma got run over by a Chungdeer,
Cringing home from our house Chungsmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Chungus,
But I saw Grandpa's post on iFunny.

She'd been scrolling through Collective,
And we begged her not to cringe.
But she forgot her repubs at home,
And she staggered out the door into the snow.

When we found her Chungsmas morning,
At the scene of the attack,
She had Chungprints on her forehead,
And had wholesome paw marks all along her back.

Grandma got run over by a Chungdeer,
Cringing home from our house Chungsmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Chungus,
But I saw Grandpa's post on iFunny.

Now we're all so proud of Grandpa,
He's been taking this so well.
See him scrolling through the Featured,
Drinking beer and kekking there with Cousin Mel.

It's not Chungsmas without Grandma.
All the family's pressing F,
And we just can't help but wonder
Should we kek at all her memes or cringe at them?

Grandma got run over by a Chungdeer,
Cringing home from our house Chungsmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Chungus,
But I saw Grandpa's post on iFunny.

Now the rabbit's on the table,
and the pudding made of cringe,
And the silver and gold candles
That would just have matched the fur on Big Chungus.

I've warned all of my followers,
Better repub for yourselves.
They should never give a Feature
To someone who eats carrots and looks so swelled.

Grandma got run over by a Chungdeer,
Cringing home from our house Chungsmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Chungus,
But I saw Grandpa's post on iFunny.

Grandma got run over by a Chungdeer,
Cringing home from our house Chungsmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Chungus,
But I saw Grandpa's post on iFunny.