Astrology with Squidward
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Welcome to everybody's favorite show, Astrology with Squidward!

All of the Zodiac Symbols are listed below with quirky commentary from everyone's favorite cephalopod, Squidward Tentacles!
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Astrology with Squidward - Zodiac Symbols and Signs
♋ 𝐂𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐫 ♋
Information - Happy birthday to cancer, sign of the crab! Not all are cancerians crabby, but they are all good at causing problems and then blaming them on others. Many famous fibbers and elected officials are cancers. I'm your Nicktoons Astrologer Squidward, reminding you that it's bad karma to eat animated sea food.
Prediction - This week, you will fall asleep seven times! Don't worry, you'll wake up.

♊ 𝐆𝐞𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐢 ♊
Information - Let's look at gemini, sign of the twins! If you're a gemini, you probably experience déjà vu, the feeling that this moment has happened before. And you also experience déjà vu, the feeling that this moment has happened before. This month, gemini's moon is in uranus, so you smell funny. I'm your Nicktoons Astrologer Squidward, reminding you not to touch my stuff.
Prediction - You'll experience déjà vu, the feeling that this moment has happened before.

♌ 𝐋𝐞𝐨 ♌
Information - This is leo, sign of the lion! Hear him roar. The typical leo has a voice as pleasant as a dental drill. If you have a leo in your family, I suggest you move out or buy ear muffs. Leos often grow up to be junior high school vice principals. I'm your Nicktoons Astrologer Squidward, saying my powers are as real as any other psychic's, and I'm a cartoon.
Prediction - In the twelve months ahead, everyone you know will get one year older.

♓ 𝐏𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐞𝐬 ♓
Information - Say hello to pisces, sign of the fish! If you're a pisces, people don't trust you. That's because pisceans tend to lie. All the time. Even when they think they're telling the truth, they're not. For the pisces that wants to stop lying, I have simple advice. Never talk again. I'm your Nicktoons Astrologer Squidward, reminding you that psychic's will tell you good things, if you tip them well.
Prediction - In the years ahead, your nose will keep working just fine.

♐ 𝐒𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐮𝐬 ♐
Information - Today, we explore sagittarius, the sign of the... eh... half horse, half guy with a bow and arrow. The good thing about sagitarians, they have great aim. The bad thing about them, they poop while they're walking. So never march behind them in a parade. I'm your Nicktoons Astrologer Squidward, reminding you that if you smelt it, chances are, you dealt it.
Prediction - In the coming year, you won't eat enough green vegitables.

♉ 𝐓𝐚𝐮𝐫𝐮𝐬 ♉
Information - Say happy birthday to taurus, the bull! Taurus is the most clumsy and oafish of all zodiac signs. They tend to break delicate objects just by walking past them. If no one ever invites you to their house, you're probably a taurus. From now on, only buy things made out of rubber. I'm your Nicktoons Astrologer Squidward, reminding you no matter what your sign, you owe me five dollars.
Prediction - In the coming year, you will eat a wide variety of different foods.
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