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GOBLOK LO ANJING MAEN DOTA BECUS KONTOL

My perfect Valentine’s day? I’m at home, three cell phones in front of me, fielding desperate calls from people who want to buy one of the fifty restaurant reservations I made over six months ago.

Under my beet farm, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into Schrutes.

I like Tom. He doesn’t do a lot of work around here. He shows zero imitative. He’s not a team player. He’s never wanted to go that extra mile. Tom is exactly what I’m looking for in a government employee.