Santa saw what happened when you were sleeping last year and has had to attend psychological counseling all year. Merry Christmas!

There are hot single Santas in your area! Would you like to get some Hoe Hoe Hoes? Merrry Christmas!

Just a PSA please do not shoot men coming down from your chimneys this year! Merry Christmas

Santa demands a sacrifice of milk and cookies, you have until midnight on the 25th to pay. Merry Christmas!

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