Hi, I am a Very Successful Video Games Man; motivational speaker and a sausages and Milkybars enthusiast.

My average day begins at 1PM with three Ibuprofen washed down with a warm pint of Alka-Seltzer with black and burnt to a fine crisp toast.

2:20PM: Big Line of Ketamine in the shape of a tribal tattoo on my thigh.
4:00PM: Sausages and Milkybars.
5:00PM: Sausages and Milkybars.
5:05PM: Sausages and Milkybars.
8:30PM: Bag of raw mince, mashed up and dandelion on a bit of bread, small pieces of metal. For dessert a yard of feta cheese.
11:00PM: Cocaine.
2:00AM: Blood Smoothie.
2:30AM: Just screaming.
4:30AM: Chewing powdered ketamine to wind down.
5:00AM: A cheeky bedtime sausage/Milkybar combo
??AM: So many Spiders

"God I love Cociane... So much"

IEATASS

Professional Video Game Player; No matter what GiJoe says.

"Man I'm see'ing everything in ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HD right now, High and Drunk"

Nitro-Dubs, a.k.a. Teenis, a.k.a David Duke

"DAS AMAZIN"