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I invited him to my house for a CSGO LAN party. He said he was coming so I was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, I felt his hard PP push against my leg. Turns out he was gay cheater. Don't trust this guy.
Cheater
He is a Swina-Chewbaka
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"Chief Keef ain't 'bout this, Chief Keef ain't 'bout that
My boy a BD on ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Lamron and them
He, he, they say that ♥♥♥♥♥ don't be putting in no work”
Shut the ♥♥♥♥ up!
Y'all ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ain’t know ♥♥♥♥!
All ya ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ talk about...
“Chief Keef ain't no hitta, Chief Keef ain't this, Chief Keef a fake”
Shut the ♥♥♥♥ up!
Y'all don't real with that ♥♥♥♥♥!
Y'all know that ♥♥♥♥♥ got caught with a ratchet
Shootin' at the police and ♥♥♥♥
♥♥♥♥♥ been on probation since, ♥♥♥♥♥♥', I don't know when!
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, stop ♥♥♥♥♥♥' playin' him like that
Them ♥♥♥♥♥♥ savages out there!
If I catch another ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ talking sweet about Chief Keef
I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ beating they ass!
I'm not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ playing no more!
Y'know them ♥♥♥♥♥♥ roll with Lil Reese and them
(Young Chop on the beat)
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