Recent reviews by Hitmonchan

Buying this game is like getting a Big Mac meal without pickles, except you only get half a Big Mac without pickles at the price of a whole meal.

By the way, you can finish this entire game faster than making enough money working at a McDonald's to purchase this game.

- Play as a professional agent with a history of investigating and tracking down dangerous serial killers.
* Walks slower than my crippled grandmother.
* Can fast-walk for like 5 seconds.
* Needs to rest for like 10 seconds before being able to fast-walk for 5 seconds.

*Buys game.
*Instantly chooses Montagne.
*Cyberbully someone until they die.
*Best day of my life.

After playing one game, an icon prompted me to the uninstall menu. After clicking uninstall, I realized I pressed the Alt and Tab when the icon popped out.

10/10 would trip on weed again.