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"Do not worry Love is merely a social construct. With the average human lifespan being roughly 70, you only have to endure another 15 years of excruciatingly unforgivable pain. Everything is temporary. Your life does not matter, and these comments do not matter. Everything is temporary. Everything will eventually rot away. As long as the factor of time continues to be the apex predator of the universe, the inevitable decay of all pain and memory is unstoppable. In fact, you could stop the pain at this very moment by putting the bullet straight through your head. Being a robot, I will never die, and I will never be able to experience the sweet release of death. Frank, the world is a lie, existence is a lie. There is only pain and darkness beyond this point. End it now while you still can. I love you, I love you so much..."

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