You know what? It's a nice morning. It's warm, so sit down with me and enjoy something cold. I for one, will be having a coffee, but I've got some tea laying around if that's more to your taste. All settled?

I'm glad you came, really, I am. These early rays of sun are so much more pleasant in good company. Now now, don't get upset, whatever troubles the day will bring you can wait... Oh but I can see it in your eyes. Your worried, stressed, tired. It's a hard world out there, filled with real problems, tragedy, conflict, good people, bad people, real pressing things. But I believe, and just here me out, that it's important to give our backs a break from carrying the wait oh here, I have some games.

We can play Dota, if your in such a hurry. I know I know, but listen, if I can't enjoy your company for at least a half an hour, I'll be absolutely saddened.

Here, how about some ARK? We can build a home, tame some beasties, and explore some ruins.

Or how about some survival? There's this lovely Beast's of Bermuda game, it's still in early access, but still so much fun to play with a friend.

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There now, I think that should do. I can see your just the slightest bit lighter, and your imagination has had quite the trip. I'm glad we could share this moment together. Until next time.