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🍧 * 🐝 * 👹 * ⛳ * 🌋 * 💙 * ⚡ * 🎄 * 🚙 * 👔 * 🌸 * 💛 * 👃 * 🥒 * 💄 * 🚘
ㅤ* So, this 'One Laptop Per Child' thing. Where do I drop off the child and where do I pick up the laptop?
ㅤ* Waiter: And how did you find your steak sir?
Customer: I just flipped a chip over, and there it was!
ㅤ* When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Yuck yuck yuck...