BREAKING NEWS 🚨 🚨 One 1️⃣ D 🇩 has one less 🇩 🍆 standing 🧍‍♂️ tall 😭 tonight 🌃 as Liam 💁‍♂️ LADIES 💃 BANE 💀 Payne 😩 is no 🙅‍♂️ longer 💀 Alive 😭 😭 after making a Once 1️⃣ in a Lifetime 🗓️ fall 🍃 off of his ♂️ Buenos Aires 🇦🇷 hotel 🏨 last night 🌃 it sounds 🗣️ like a Long 🍆 Way Down ⬇️ Sounds like he 💁‍♂️ just wanted 🥺 to Live 😊 While We're Young 👶 and while 🤷‍♂️ he may have 🕐 been Fireproof 🔥 🔥 it seems 🤷‍♂️ gravity 🌎 in the end 💀 was able to Drag 💃 Him 👨 Down ⬇️ So while 😱 we mourn 😭 our favorite 🌟 BIG 😳 D 🍆 please 🙏 take some time ⏰ put on 💃 a Little 🤏 Black Dress 👗 and reminisce 🥲 about the Story 📖 of His Life 🧬 Send ✉️ your best 🇩 to 🔟 ONE 🍆 💦 DIRECTIONERS ➡️ and if you 🫵 get 0️⃣ back 🍑 you're 😮 a fanless 💀 SLUT 👩 😳

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His Eminence THE

god of grams
kaiser of kilos
lord of loot
sultan of substance

baron of burden
monarch of mass
tsar of tonnage
potentate of profit

legende

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