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Dammit I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up.
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You like hurting people?
Welcome to the Hotline.
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and i will be a princess . ♥♥♥♥ ° ☾ ★ ° . . . ☾ °☆ . * ● ¸ . ☆ ¸. ° :. . • ○ ° ★ . * . you . ° . ● . ° ☾ °☆ ¸.● . ★ ★ ° ☾ ☆ ¸. ¸ ★ :. . • ○ ° on a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ boddy
this kong
has a funny face
DAMN THIS COMMENT IS FANCY
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Justifying Ejaculation: It's okay if you think of a fridge
Justifying Ejaculation: Think of a cooker while you wank
My tits solve crimes.
Really?
My tits solve crimes.
How many crimes have they solved?
Yes.
Talking of cinema I went to the local fish and chip shop yesterday and they had an arcade game in there, and it was a computer simulation of a pork chop.
That definitely sounds like a trading standards offence.
Well, you just use the joystick to move it all over the screen and if you press the "fire" button a nozzle comes out of the top of the cabinet and it sprays you with vegetable oil.
I have a cat that's just made out of fried onions.
Well, variety is the name of the game, isn't it?
Whoever took it owns a cool car though.
LAUGHIN AT A BLOOD DEM A COUGH A