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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 12:45am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 1:30am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 8:50pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 12:34am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 8:37pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2023 @ 2:26am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 2:38am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 1:28am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 12:03am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 8:22pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 10:38pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 12:03am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:09pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 12:25am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 12:28am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 12:30am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 12:39am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 12:53am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 9:27pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 12:30am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 9:14pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2023 @ 1:11am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 2:28am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 8:36pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 8:36pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 8:36pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 1:47pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 12:28am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 1:01am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 2:00am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 9:27pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 12:24am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 12:24am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 12:44am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 8:59pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 2:33am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 8:41pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 12:25am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 12:52am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 9:52pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 12:30am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 1:10am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 12:45am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 10:00pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2023 @ 12:35am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 12:33am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 8:56pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 9:18pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 11:12pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 11:33pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 2:48am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 7:43pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 8:56pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 6:39pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 8:37pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 1:42am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 8:31pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2023 @ 12:34am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 2:57am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 10:57pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 7:15pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 7:15pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 7:43pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 12:30am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 1:14am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 10:22pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 2:38am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 12:43am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 10:46pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 1:17am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 10:26pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 1:24am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 9:18pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 5:58pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 7:58pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 9:44pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 7:58pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 5:46pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 5:43pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 8:36pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 3:04am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 6:39pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 11:04pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 9:01pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 9:37pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 5:43pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 7:23pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 11:31pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 9:22pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 8:57pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 1:14am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 11:28pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 8:31pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 2:36am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:10pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:11pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 2:14am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:12pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 10:41pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 11:19pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 10:23pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 11:51pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 10:46pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 10:57pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 11:47pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:25pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:25pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 10:05pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 10:27pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 12:23am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:34pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 10:46pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 10:57pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:43pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:46pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:20pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 1:25am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2023 @ 2:26am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 11:04pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:15pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 11:57pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:14pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:19pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:47pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 7:15pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 7:39pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 7:40pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 8:27pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 8:29pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 11:30pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 8:38pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 10:29pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:35pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 5:35pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 12:04am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 6:53pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 4:07am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:23pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:25pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:27pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:51pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 8:27pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 8:32pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 8:36pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 12:41am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 8:07pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 8:07pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 9:15pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:53pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 7:09pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 7:09pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 1:26am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 1:25am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 1:07am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 6:35pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2023 @ 7:02pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 2:52am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 10:27pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 1:45am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 9:28pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 8:58pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 6:08pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 10:57pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 8:50pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 11:31pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 3:51am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 7:46pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 12:08am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:25pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:29pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:34pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 8:27pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 8:41pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 9:21pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 9:32pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 9:30pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 9:32pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 9:32pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 9:32pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:00pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 9:58pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 9:59pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:14pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:16pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 8:36pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 1:27am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 1:15am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 10:57pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:24pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 8:32pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 10:57pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 10:57pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:15pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:24pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:27pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:40pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 8:42pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 8:43pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 8:49pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 9:35pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 9:36pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:44pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:29pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:38pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 8:37pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 8:41pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 9:32pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 9:32pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:13pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:15pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 9:56pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 2:57am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 7:16pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 10:07pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 10:17pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 12:04am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:13pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:20pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:26pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:39pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 8:27pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 11:40pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 1:27am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 12:07am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 6:24pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 9:33pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 7:02pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:40pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 9:48pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 12:19am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:24pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:24pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:32pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 7:28pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 8:28pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 8:49pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 8:54pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 9:35pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 9:35pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:02pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:14pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 3:09am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 3:01am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2023 @ 11:53pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2023 @ 4:36pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 31 Aug @ 7:36pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 6:34pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 10:57pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 9:35pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 11:58pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 8:30pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 8:41pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 8:51pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 9:31pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 9:55pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:21pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:42pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:34pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 7:17pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 8:39pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 8:46pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 8:52pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 9:35pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 9:35pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 9:35pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:14pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:14pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:24pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:42pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 9:58pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:48pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:01pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 9:59pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:17pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:21pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:20pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:49pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 11:40pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 11:40pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 11:39pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 11:40pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 11:48pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 11:51pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 7:45pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 10:15pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 10:38pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 8:59pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 2:50am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 2:51am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 10:45pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:21pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 7:04pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 8:51pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 9:36pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:18pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:43pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 8:31pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:19pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 11:51pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 10:44pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 8:27pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 8:53pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 9:33pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 8:37pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 8:52pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 9:02pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 9:34pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 9:35pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:13pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:17pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:20pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:27pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:46pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:47pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:50pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 11:40pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 9:34pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 9:34pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 9:34pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:14pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:20pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:25pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:42pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:43pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:54pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 11:39pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 11:39pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 11:49pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 11:57pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 9:58pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:14pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:14pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:19pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:48pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 11:39pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 11:47pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 11:47pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 12:03am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:23pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 10:10pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 10:40pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 8:25pm

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 10:40pm

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 7:45pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:38pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 11:32pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 12:04am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 12:04am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 1:15am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:41pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:42pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 12:28am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 12:34am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 12:35am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 2:16am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 10:32pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 4:45pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 2:47pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:28pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:20pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:17pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:17pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:22pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:26pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:48pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:47pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 11:40pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 11:41pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 11:51pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 11:53pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 11:59pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 12:36am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 12:36am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 2:48am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 10:58pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:26pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 7:58pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 8:57pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:13pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:22pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:47pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 11:47pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 11:59pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 1:10am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 8:41pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:20pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 11:51pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:48pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 1:53am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:44pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 7:45pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 1:34am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 10:07pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:26pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 7:32pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 8:51pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 9:36pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:21pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:46pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 11:39pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 11:53pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 12:36am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 2:06am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 8:41pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:23pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 11:54pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 11:38pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 11:41pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 12:09am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 1:54am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 8:19pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 9:27pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 2:46am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 2:07am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 12:42am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 7:06pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 10:42pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 10:42pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 1:23am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 10:18pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 10:17pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 9:45pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 9:32pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 12:17am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 12:35am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 1:22am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 9:19pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 2:12am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 4:45pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:38pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 11:53pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:48pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:42pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:42pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:43pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 11:39pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 11:42pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 11:50pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 11:53pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 11:53pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 12:36am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 12:36am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 1:10am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 1:56am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 1:56am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 2:40am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 10:32pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 1:29am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 2:04am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:56pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 11:41pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 11:49pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 11:53pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 11:53pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 11:59pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 12:43am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 1:05am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 1:56am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 1:56am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 2:28am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 9:27pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 10:19pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 11:41pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 4:45pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 11:29pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:39pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 8:45pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 9:37pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:18pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:43pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 11:40pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 11:49pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 12:35am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 1:56am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 9:27pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 1:46am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 2:43am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 8:50pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:44pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 12:27am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 8:45pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:21pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 7:02pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:01pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 1:41am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 8:33pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 2:24am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 2:43am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 12:17am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 12:27am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 12:34am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 12:23am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 1:47pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 12:45am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 12:45am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 1:49am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 10:35pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 1:30am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:25pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 8:31pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 9:31pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:14pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:21pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:48pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 11:49pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 12:30am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 1:55am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 8:20pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 11:20pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 11:14pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 8:57pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:47pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 12:31am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 11:43pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 11:53pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 11:53pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 11:59pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 12:36am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 12:51am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 1:12am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 2:07am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 2:40am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 9:27pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 10:19pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 1:59am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 12:43am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 4:31pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 4:46pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 8:41pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 12:08am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 9:50pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 12:18am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 11:49pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 11:48pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 8:54pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 10:23pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 1:15am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 11:37pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 5:31pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 12:58am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 9:31pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 1:38am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 7:15pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 8:51pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 9:37pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:20pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:43pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 11:40pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 11:58pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 12:35am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 2:16am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 10:32pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 4:45pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 9:32pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:48pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 12:35am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 11:59pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 12:37am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 12:45am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 1:10am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 2:01am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 2:24am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 8:38pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 9:54pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 10:32pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 12:22am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 11:51pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 4:46pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 1:50am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 8:36pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 6:35pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 8:50pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 1:46am



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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