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1 person found this review helpful
36.7 hrs on record (17.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
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Posted 29 July, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
126.9 hrs on record (30.2 hrs at review time)
One of the most unique stories I've ever played in a long time, the last game that has had me this gripped into it's story was MGSV TPP, yes it could have had a steadier launch but I enjoy the game.

Gameplay 8.5/10 It has a unique approach to combat, whether you wanna go in guns blazing or do it sneaky beaky like, the bugs are there however why let a minor inconvenience ruin your fun?

Graphics 8/10 I'm running this on a GTX 1060 8gb RAM, It has really good graphics considering the current state of the game, althought I suffer bad frame drops as well as stuttering I just champion through them. I may not be experiencing it like others with better gaming rigs however when possible I hope to play it on max and truly enjoy it how it should be.

Story 9/10 the story itself is it's own review, the characters and interactions you encounter throughout the game are very pulling, it keeps my attention throughout the conversations. the characters backstory's are of good depth.

Overall I enjoy Cyberpunk 2077 and what it has to offer however the only downside I can see is that I cannot romance the bouncer at the Mox, I just want a punk chick to bash my skull in with a baseball bat.

Posted 16 December, 2020.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
96.4 hrs on record (59.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
10/10 game saw a man charge and kill 7 men with a bayonet and proceeded to be shot by a guy playing Despacito

GOTY!
Posted 2 November, 2018.
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2 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
0.1 hrs on record
This game brings back a lot of good memories, I used to shower with my black da- oh nvm.

I showered a lot with my uncles due to my lack of a father, especially my Hypnotist Uncle Jack WHO DID NOT INAPPROPRIATELY TOUCH ME.

Riviting storyline, like Skyrim but with my imaginary black dad.

9/10
Posted 31 December, 2016.
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2 people found this review helpful
6 people found this review funny
0.1 hrs on record
This game is a solid 10/10 would play again, the storyline is riveting as well as intriguing for the audience, was by far the best 500+ I've played, I am very thankful to enjoy this treasure to the gaming community, this game gave me nostelgia back to my ol' Halo Combat Evolved days killing Flood.

10/10 would recommend to friends.

Thank you developer for this treasure of a cancer.

Yours sincerly

Lorne Malvo.
Posted 22 May, 2016.
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