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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 5:33am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 6:17am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 6:55am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 10:25am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 6:46am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 12:05pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:13am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 2:15pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:20am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:51am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:17pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 5:11am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 5:14am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 5:17am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 5:28am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 5:51am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 7:33am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 9:11am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 5:44am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 12:05pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 9:33am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 9:33am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 9:33am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 5:12am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 5:23am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 6:02am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 7:19am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 5:10am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 5:10am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 5:29am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 7:02am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 12:48pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 5:14am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 5:38am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 9:27am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 5:18am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 6:05am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 5:51am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 9:05am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 10:45am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 5:36am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 6:56am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 9:22am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:17pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 11:39am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 12:58am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 1:00pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 11:46pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 5:12am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:22am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 10:45am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:28am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 1:27am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 12:06pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:04pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:04pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:04pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 5:36am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 6:49am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 8:41am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 5:13am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 5:29am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 9:52am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 9:30am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 9:33am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 1:00pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 12:28am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 1:27am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 9:18am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 1:27am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:46am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 3:55am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 11:52am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:22am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 1:39pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 1:59pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 6:59am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 12:40pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 10:38am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 1:10am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 1:00pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 11:39am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 3:07pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 6:13am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 6:16am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 6:35am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 6:36am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 8:34am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 6:39am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 8:18am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 6:13am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:16am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:23am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 1:12pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 12:10pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 1:46pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 2:10pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:43pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:17am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 7:56am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:38am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 1:39pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 3:09am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:23am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 12:45pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:27pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 6:18am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:46pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 10:37am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 1:58pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 2:39pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:41pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:54am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:54am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 3:04am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 5:45am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 5:53am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 6:02am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 11:25pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 12:11pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:59am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:24am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 12:11pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:25am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 1:08am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:18pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:13am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:51am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 3:45am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 6:30am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 7:06am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 5:37am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 1:01pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:21am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 4:03am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 9:45am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 6:20am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 8:39am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 8:44am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 9:38am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 5:22am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 6:10am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 10:26am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 11:42am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 12:21pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:52am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 6:36am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 11:26pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 1:33am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 12:46pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 7:05am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:53pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:06am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:25am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 2:30pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:59am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:39am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 5:56am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 7:25am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 9:12am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 9:51am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:11am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:05am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:35am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:12am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:53am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:26pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:26pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:26pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 9:33am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 9:45am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 1:49pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:45am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:52am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 12:46pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 2:30pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 2:47pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:12am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:51am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 3:15am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 5:56am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 7:07am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 8:28am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:29am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:26am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:45pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:44am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 3:04am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 6:45am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 7:29am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:43am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:14pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:26pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:52pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 9:14am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 2:15pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 12:52am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:19am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:51am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 1:46pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:07pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:08am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:55am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 5:42am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:22pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:41am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:19am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:58am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 6:35am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 3:39am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:41pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 2:35pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:18pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:23am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:55am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 5:49am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 7:04am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 8:16am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 9:30am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:16am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:10pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:46pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 3:45pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 8:43am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 10:42am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 11:23am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:33am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 3:30am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 1:08pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 3:40pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 7:46am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 12:32am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:55pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 6:36am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 8:08am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 9:57am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:46pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:25pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:14pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 1:46am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 3:10am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 5:49am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 7:04am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 7:37am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:13am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:13am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:30pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:49pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 3:44pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 3:56pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 1:03am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 1:29am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:26pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 4:06pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:21pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:26pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 3:57pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 4:14pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 12:59am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 3:07am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:46am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 2:41am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:42pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:59pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 1:14pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 4:03am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 1:15pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 1:14pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 1:14pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 1:14pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 1:14pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 1:14pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 1:14pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 1:14pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 1:14pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 1:14pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 1:14pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 8:26am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 7:56am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 12:07pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:43pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 3:26am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 8:36am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:06pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 3:53pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 3:10am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 6:18am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:26pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 3:25pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 1:14pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:51am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 5:50am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 9:18am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:26pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 7:05am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 8:16am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:40am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:24am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:47pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 3:43pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 3:49pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 3:57pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 1:02am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 2:33am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:47am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:05pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 3:26pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:21am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:08pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:51pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 3:45pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 3:56pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 1:20am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 2:45am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:47am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 3:33pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 5:05am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 6:01am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:35pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 3:29pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 3:57pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 12:09am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 1:19am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:55pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:55pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 5:48am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 10:29am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 2:12pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:07am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 12:43am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 9:58am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 10:55am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 27 Nov @ 1:51am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 27 Nov @ 11:48am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:33pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:54am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:44pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 10:37am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 1:25pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:42pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 3:06am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 1:08pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 6:01am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 2:25pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 9:11am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Nov @ 1:11pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 13 Nov @ 5:32am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 1:19am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 4:29pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 3:44pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 3:56pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 3:56pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 1:20am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 3:09am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:14pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 3:25pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 4:57am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:50pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:19pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 12:10am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 3:08am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 1:19pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 12:26am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 1:39pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:40am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 6:30am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:13am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:46pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 3:55pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:47am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 5:15am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 12:26am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 1:19pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 6:39am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 3:29pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 3:26pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 1:14pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 4:47am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 1:19pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:47am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:30am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 1:25pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:21am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:18pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 3:34am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 8:15am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:36pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 3:57pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 3:09am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 3:26pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:26pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 1:51pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 1:51pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 7:01am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 4:31pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 7:29am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 1:14pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 10:29am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:35pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 3:04am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 1:51pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 2:50pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 3:56pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Oct @ 11:49am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Oct @ 11:49am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 11:23am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 8:46am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 5:17am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 21 Nov @ 9:22am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 3:59pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 12:46am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 6:38am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 28 Nov @ 1:48am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:25pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 1:09pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 1:19pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 1:33pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 1:05am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 11:39am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 3:04am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:56pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:45am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 1:27am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:40pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:14pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:14pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 4:49am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 6:01am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:28pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 12:26am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 1:44pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 1:51pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 2:17pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 2:51pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 11:04am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 5:24am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Nov @ 12:46pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 3:35am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 1:45pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:21pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 3:30pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 5:15am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:43pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 3:06am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 1:34pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 1:40pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 1:44pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 1:51pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 2:17pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 2:51pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 11:04am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 5:24am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Nov @ 5:09am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:04pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:44am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 6:59am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:46pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:27pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:22pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:55pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 6:01am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 12:54pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 3:14pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 3:14pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Nov @ 12:46pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 7:25am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:27pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:56pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 1:14pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 3:06am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:47am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 6:35am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:14pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 1:51pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Oct @ 12:12pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 8:48am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 10:56am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 5:12am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 5:20am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 5:10am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 5:33am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 5:33am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 11:11am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 1:48am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 7:03am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 8:38am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 1:08pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 3:54pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 2:00pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 2:01pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 2:01pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 2:01pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 2:01pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 2:01pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 2:02pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 3:04am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 1:44pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 3:56pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 1:05am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 2:00pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 2:01pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 2:54pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 2:01pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 2:00pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 2:00pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 2:00pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 2:00pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 1:45pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 1:51pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 2:33pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 2:51pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 1:17am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 1:14am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Nov @ 12:46pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Nov @ 12:46pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 9:08am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 7:24am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 2:00pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 6:51am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 3:33pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 2:01pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 2:00pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 3:20pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 1:25pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 3:51pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 2:15pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 2:05pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 5:17am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 7:02am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 1:08pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 1:09pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 1:09pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 1:09pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 1:09pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 1:10pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 1:10pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 1:19pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 2:25pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 9:11am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 27 Nov @ 1:11pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 1:08pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 1:09pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 1:14pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 1:14pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 1:18pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 1:18pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 1:19pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 1:19pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 1:45pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 1:51pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 2:33pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 2:51pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 1:17am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 1:14am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 8:19am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 3:38am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 11:25am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 1:08pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 1:08pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Nov @ 3:20am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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