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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1,389.3 hrs on record (860.0 hrs at review time)
Buy it, see your colony fail over and over again until you have a vague understanding of what the ♥♥♥♥ youre doing.

Then after a few hundred hours start modding the ever loving ♥♥♥♥ out of this game until your lategame is running at around 5 fps and take revenge on those cavemen who keep raiding you by nuking them from low orbit,

Best ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 15 bucks ive spent in my life.

The Geneva Convention doesnt apply in space.
Posted 22 January, 2020. Last edited 22 January, 2020.
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3 people found this review helpful
816.7 hrs on record (659.5 hrs at review time)
"Hey I have an idea. Lets try to kill the singleplayer by banning mods so we can make as much money as we can in a hacker infested multiplayer mode. Oh yeah arent we great?" - T2 Representative

♥♥♥♥ you TakeTwo, and I say this without any sense of sarcasm:
Whoever came up with this Idea, hang yourself from the highest rafter you can find.
Posted 17 June, 2017.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1,482.5 hrs on record (1,469.9 hrs at review time)
Bots make this unplayable, valve ain't doing ♥♥♥♥ about it.
Posted 27 August, 2016. Last edited 5 June.
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40 people found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
Dont support paid content like this!! DO NOT BUY THIS!!!

Looks like they are trying to soften us for a nother go at the whole paid mods thing.
Lazy copying of assets that should have been available from the get go, and the games AI is too stupid for the new arena mechanic.
Download some mods from nexus instead since a few modders aparently are more competent than the Bethesda staff.
Bethesda, stop trying to sell us Horse Armour-dlc's, refund us our money and give us the freaking Creation Kit allready. (If they dont charge us for that too)
Posted 13 April, 2016.
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1.0 hrs on record
Deinstall button works 10/10 AAA Game of the year
Posted 8 November, 2014.
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