Worst cellmate ever, can't even be bothered to fart thru the bars. Smells awful in here, worst thing is he won't take down that stupid Jake Paul poster. The other day i saw him diggin for gold then give another poor guy a high five. But to be honest if he didn't pull my out of my Ford F150 when it was on fire I would't have another chance at life. Starting to regret it now though on account of the stinky fart smell in here. I'm writing this because.... Well...... because..... BECAUSE IM IN LOVE WITH YOU OKAY! even in my dreams I can't escape you, and that damn smile..... that damn smile. One day when you get out of jail I hope you look back fondly of our time together. The sloppy joe Mondays in the clink....... The sloppy joe Tuesdays...... The sloppy joe Wednesdays....... The chili delight Thursdays...... The sloppy joe Fridays..... I could keep going but the prison guard is coming. and he hates it when i'm on steam late at night....

sincerely
Orenthal James Simpson

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Oh my goodness, I just can't help but be swept away by your coolness and niceness. It's like you're the perfect blend of charming and enchanting. I can't deny that my heart skips a beat every time we talk, and I find myself daydreaming about you constantly. You make my world a better place just by being in it. I don't know what the future holds, but I do know that I feel incredibly lucky to have you in my life. romantic sigh

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Sorry, lemme correct myself. #1/best simp in the UK. Has too many male lovers. Proceed with caution :^)

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