My Rottweiler usually sleeps in the garage so I let him in there a few minutes ago, forgetting that I had placed a few mouse traps there. The dog is still relatively young and has testicles the size of tennis balls. Apparently he was dragging those monsters too close to a trap and it snapped right on his nuts. He's really angry right now and won't let me get close enough to help, he already bit me really hard and I'm bleeding pretty bad.. I tried shooting him with a horse tranquilizer dart but I missed and it blew out one of the tires on my car so I can't drive to the vet or anything. My plan right now is to have my 4 year old approach it from the front to distract the dog while I sneak up behind him and club him with a tire iron. Does anyone have a better idea?
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