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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Odemčeno 1. čvn. 2022 v 2.55

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Odemčeno 1. čvn. 2022 v 3.09

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Odemčeno 1. čvn. 2022 v 2.56

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Odemčeno 19. čvc. 2022 v 4.20

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Odemčeno 2. čvn. 2022 v 2.03

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Odemčeno 20. čvc. 2022 v 3.17

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Odemčeno 3. čvn. 2022 v 16.00

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Odemčeno 4. čvn. 2022 v 3.29

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Odemčeno 24. čvn. 2022 v 7.05

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Odemčeno 6. čvc. 2022 v 1.53

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Odemčeno 6. čvc. 2022 v 2.56

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Odemčeno 6. čvc. 2022 v 3.49

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Odemčeno 7. čvc. 2022 v 4.37

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Odemčeno 25. čvn. 2022 v 2.17

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Odemčeno 3. čvn. 2022 v 16.06

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Odemčeno 6. čvc. 2022 v 2.39

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Odemčeno 7. čvc. 2022 v 3.37

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Odemčeno 25. čvn. 2022 v 3.07

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Odemčeno 25. čvn. 2022 v 2.55

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Odemčeno 13. čvc. 2022 v 7.15

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Odemčeno 24. čvn. 2022 v 6.42

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Odemčeno 19. čvc. 2022 v 5.20

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Odemčeno 24. čvn. 2022 v 5.58

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Odemčeno 19. čvc. 2022 v 3.54

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Odemčeno 6. čvc. 2022 v 3.43

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Odemčeno 3. čvn. 2022 v 16.18

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Odemčeno 3. čvn. 2022 v 11.35

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Odemčeno 25. čvn. 2022 v 2.46

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Odemčeno 25. čvn. 2022 v 2.22

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Odemčeno 13. čvc. 2022 v 8.34

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Odemčeno 25. čvn. 2022 v 2.51

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Odemčeno 19. čvc. 2022 v 2.09

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Odemčeno 7. čvc. 2022 v 3.04

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Odemčeno 25. čvc. 2022 v 4.27

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Odemčeno 25. čvc. 2022 v 4.27

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Odemčeno 12. srp. 2022 v 3.49

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Odemčeno 28. čvc. 2022 v 2.36

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Odemčeno 4. srp. 2022 v 3.15

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Odemčeno 19. čvc. 2022 v 3.43

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Odemčeno 1. čvn. 2022 v 2.56

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Odemčeno 25. čvn. 2022 v 3.00

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Odemčeno 4. čvn. 2022 v 3.36

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Odemčeno 25. čvn. 2022 v 2.49

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Odemčeno 6. čvc. 2022 v 3.30

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Odemčeno 25. čvn. 2022 v 2.44

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Odemčeno 13. čvc. 2022 v 8.00

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Odemčeno 15. čvc. 2022 v 6.01

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Odemčeno 1. čvn. 2022 v 3.03

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Odemčeno 19. čvc. 2022 v 4.11

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Odemčeno 3. čvn. 2022 v 16.15

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Odemčeno 1. čvn. 2022 v 2.48

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Odemčeno 1. čvn. 2022 v 2.52

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Odemčeno 1. čvn. 2022 v 2.46

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Odemčeno 3. čvn. 2022 v 16.03

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Odemčeno 24. čvn. 2022 v 7.22

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Odemčeno 19. čvc. 2022 v 4.33

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Odemčeno 20. čvc. 2022 v 2.53

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Odemčeno 25. čvn. 2022 v 4.04

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Odemčeno 4. čvn. 2022 v 2.58

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Odemčeno 19. čvc. 2022 v 4.15

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Odemčeno 19. čvc. 2022 v 5.35

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Odemčeno 20. čvc. 2022 v 2.44

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Odemčeno 19. čvc. 2022 v 4.41

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Odemčeno 19. čvc. 2022 v 4.33

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Odemčeno 19. čvc. 2022 v 5.45

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Odemčeno 20. čvc. 2022 v 2.25

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Odemčeno 4. čvn. 2022 v 2.45

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Odemčeno 7. čvc. 2022 v 4.40

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Odemčeno 12. čvc. 2022 v 3.33

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Odemčeno 12. čvc. 2022 v 4.46

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Odemčeno 13. čvc. 2022 v 7.10

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Odemčeno 15. čvc. 2022 v 5.56

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Odemčeno 19. čvc. 2022 v 3.32

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Odemčeno 1. srp. 2022 v 2.45

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Odemčeno 5. srp. 2022 v 7.08

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Odemčeno 17. srp. 2022 v 1.33

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Odemčeno 20. čvc. 2022 v 3.48

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Odemčeno 20. čvc. 2022 v 3.31

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
Odemčeno 12. čvc. 2022 v 4.17

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Odemčeno 13. čvc. 2022 v 6.00

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Odemčeno 13. čvc. 2022 v 6.08

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.
Odemčeno 25. čvc. 2022 v 2.34

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Odemčeno 21. čvc. 2022 v 4.03

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Odemčeno 13. čvc. 2022 v 8.05

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Odemčeno 19. čvc. 2022 v 2.13

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Odemčeno 13. čvc. 2022 v 7.00

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Odemčeno 14. čvc. 2022 v 5.25

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Odemčeno 20. čvc. 2022 v 3.24

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Odemčeno 20. čvc. 2022 v 2.39