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You are no match for me, Billy!

Kill your first Billy Bob
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2024 @ 8:18pm

I like you...but I have to kill you...

Kill your first Orc Warmaiden
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2024 @ 6:46pm

Not so hip anymore!

Kill your first Orc Hipster
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2024 @ 6:49pm

Timber!

Kill the Ent
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2024 @ 9:22pm

MLG 360 no scope kill!

Kill your first Orc Noob
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2024 @ 6:40pm

Slimy... yet satisfying

Kill your first Grumpy Worm
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2024 @ 8:29pm

You can't stop me, bro!

Kill your first Shotgun Knight
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2024 @ 8:33pm

A Megapint...?

Drink your very first grog
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2024 @ 8:08pm

I drink, but I'm not a drunk!

Have three grogs in total
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2024 @ 8:08pm

Okay... Maybe I'm a bit drunk...

Drink five large grogs at the same time
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2024 @ 8:08pm

Yeehaw!!!

Live out your cowboy dreams and make a triple-shot
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2024 @ 8:36pm

You're not so Big anymore, Boi!

Kill Big Boi
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2024 @ 6:55pm

Self assessed tax return

Kill your first IRS guy
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2024 @ 7:27pm

Meetballs, coming up!

Kill a Billy-Goat
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2024 @ 5:54pm

Bloody Knuckles

Kill a Grenadier with your bare hands
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 7:59pm

You're not going to blow me up!

Kill you first Grenadier
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2024 @ 7:12pm

Spare Ribs

Kill your first Skelton warrior
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2024 @ 8:29pm

Honk honk!

Kill the clown in the sewers
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2024 @ 7:57pm

Grumpy Immortal

Defeat The Immortal
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 6:39pm

Tastes just like chicken!

Eat your first Garden Gnome
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2024 @ 6:40pm

Your daily dose of Vitamin C.

Eat 100 Gnomes
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2024 @ 7:09pm

I'm getting full...

Eat 500 Gnomes
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 9:06pm

Ripe Meat Off The Bone!

Eat your first grilled chicken
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2024 @ 8:26pm

Scrambled Eggs

Collect at least 100 eggs
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2024 @ 10:07pm

Surprise!!

Buy a surpise from Melisande
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2024 @ 8:11pm

Nerd

Read a book from a bookshelf
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2024 @ 8:34pm

Free Of Chains

Release all the chains
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2024 @ 9:24pm

Make Love not War-Craft a Mistlefoe

Pick up a Mistlefoe
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2024 @ 7:10pm

Cockadoodledoo!

Find the marvelous Chickenator
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2024 @ 7:05pm

Are you ready to rumble?

Get your very first lethal weapon
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2024 @ 6:40pm

I've got the power

Get full strength when Level Up
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2024 @ 10:32pm

Catch me if you can

Get full agility when Level Up
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2024 @ 10:37pm

I'm feeling lucky!

Get full luck when Level Up
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2024 @ 10:41pm

Better safe than sorry - use protection

Get full protection when Level Up
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2024 @ 10:46pm

Karaoke king

Make the Bard play another song
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2024 @ 5:43pm

European karaoke king

Make the Bard play another song while you are drunk
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2024 @ 8:21pm

Blurry depth perception

Kill your first Sven-Olof
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2024 @ 6:53pm

Mushroom soup of the day

Kill your first Fungoid Bob
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2024 @ 7:34pm

AHHHHHH.....I'M ON FIRE!!!

Catch fire
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2024 @ 7:31pm

Catch the bus with me!

Blow up yourself and an enemy with a dynamite barrel
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2024 @ 8:18pm

Butcher

Kill 100 enemies
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2024 @ 7:50pm

Master Butcher

Kill 500 enemies
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2024 @ 8:19pm

My name is Whoopass, SIR Whoopass!

Kill 1000 enemies
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 6:17pm

Pasta Bolognese

Whoop Ass 10 times!
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2024 @ 8:23pm

Thats disgusting!

Use the stinky outhouse
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2024 @ 7:30pm

Fire-fighter!

Put out the fire
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2024 @ 7:39pm

Rolling, Rolling, Rolling

Dodge 20 times
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2024 @ 7:26pm

I'm going to get a concussion

Dodge 100 times
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2024 @ 8:19pm

I want to throw up!

Dodge 500 times
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2024 @ 10:01pm

Up and down

Jump 20 times
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2024 @ 7:14pm

My pants squeak when I walk

Jump 100 times
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2024 @ 8:19pm

I cant stand still!

Jump 500 times
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2024 @ 7:07pm

No...No...No...that was not meant for you...yet!

Get the Jetpack 2000 by cheating
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 8:43pm

Out of bounds

Visit a place you shouldn't actually visit
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2024 @ 8:31pm

Another one bites the iron

Kill an enemy using metal bars
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2024 @ 5:52pm

Haemochromatosis

Kill yourself with metal bars
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2024 @ 6:39pm

Meat grinder

Get eaten by a shark
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2024 @ 7:14pm

Hovering around

Find and buy the HoverCraft 2500™
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2024 @ 6:16pm

That's what cheese said!

Collect your first Wheel of Cheese!
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2024 @ 6:44pm

Oh, you're up to no gouda!

Collect 5 Wheels of Cheese!
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2024 @ 7:00pm

Make America Grate Again

Collect 10 Wheels of Cheese
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2024 @ 7:43pm

You're looking mozzare-hella good!

Collect 25 Wheels of Cheese
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2024 @ 6:38pm

Fifty Shades of Gruyere

Collect 50 Wheels of Cheese and make Sheo proud!
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2024 @ 9:45pm

Kleptomaniac

Loot 6 drunken orcs
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 8:29pm

Just wing it!

Beat the first Flappy Knight level in the arcade machine.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2024 @ 7:25pm

Ancient Ruins of Stubbed Toes

Complete the dungeon 100%
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2024 @ 6:12pm

Ancient Ruins of Leaky Roof

Complete the dungeon 100%
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2024 @ 7:45pm

Ancient Ruins of Chilly Winds

Complete the dungeon 100%
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2024 @ 8:54pm

Ancient Ruins of Moist Overhangs

Complete the dungeon 100%
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2024 @ 7:27pm

Ancient Ruins of Empty Echoes

Complete the dungeon 100%
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2024 @ 7:19pm

Ancient Ruins of Misplaced Belongings

Complete the dungeon 100%
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2024 @ 9:11pm

Ancient Ruins of Vitamin D Addition

Complete the dungeon 100%
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2024 @ 8:23pm

Ancient Ruins of Dirty Feet

Complete the dungeon 100%
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2024 @ 6:27pm

Ancient Ruins of Imperfectly Designed Walls

Complete the dungeon 100%
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 6:49pm

Ancient Ruins of Moldy Ceiling

Complete the dungeon 100%
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2024 @ 7:47pm

Ancient Ruins of Poor Intrusion Prevention

Complete the dungeon 100%
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 7:05pm

Ancient Ruins of Peekaboo

Complete the dungeon 100%
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 8:15pm

Ancient Ruins of Inadequate Opportunities

Complete the dungeon 100%
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 7:19pm

Ancient Ruins of Stuffed Pantrys

Complete the dungeon 100%
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2024 @ 7:43pm

Spoiler alert!

Spoil the Bard so he can afford new and fancy clothes.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2024 @ 8:22pm

Deal with it

Find a pair of Deal-with-it glasses
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2024 @ 7:03pm

Consider it dealt with

Find all 6 pairs of Deal-with-it glasses
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 7:44pm

Co-Whoop

Play together with at least one of your friends
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2024 @ 6:14pm