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But soft you, the fair Ophelia:
Ope not thy ponderous and marble jaws,
But get thee to a nunnery -- go!
-- Mark "The Bard" Twain
The good life was so elusive
It really got me down
I had to regain some confidence
So I got into camouflage
I've finally found the perfect girl,
I couldn't ask for more,
She's deaf and dumb and over-sexed,
And owns a liquor store.
😺 -- 🌽 -- 🏓 -- 🍧 -- 🚙 -- 📒 -- 🎍 -- 👔 -- 🐠 -- 🐊 -- 👃 -- 🎈 -- 🎽 -- 👽 -- 🐝
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