"Rainbow kiss. noun. A ♥♥♥♥♥♥ act when a man preforms ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on a woman during her time of the month, and holds her fluids in his mouth. The girl simultaneously preforms ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on the man, and holds his fluids in her mouth. They then kiss open mouthed, mixing the fluids together."

When I was a boy, my father told me
"whatever you do, you must never open the cellar door."
Well, my father had always had been very good to me, reding to me at night and keeping me fed, so for many years I followed his admontion.

But one day my curiosity could no longer be contained. i crept up to the door and slowly dew it open ...

And there to my suprise, was sunshine green grass and blue skies.