Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans, not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human d*ck, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. There’s no doubt that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human d*ck. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take d*ck all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more

Hey man my son is a huge fan of yours. Anyway over the past few days of watching you play this game hes gotten much better at playing baseball (he plays in the 11-13 year old division). I just wanted to stop by and thank you for teaching him how to throw so well.

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