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Even when he had an identity crisis and forsook the pois bois I could not be angry, darkeater Midir has driven men to worse.
When his king asked him to raise his shield, and it barely left the ground, I wept. But in the end, I saw the truth. Lord Farkus had to die so that we could live. He was reborn, the hollowing reversed.
He showed be the true meaning of rat souls, as we scurried away from Midir after each attack. Even with this power, I was not strong enough, and I fell, leaving only one Poise Boi in the arena. What happened next you might ask? Well, it was quite ironic. Let's just say Darkeater Midir was the one who had their dark soul eaten that day :n)
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I'm turning 24 next week and I'm still a virgin. I think the biggest reason girls don't speak to me is because they assume I'm a loser by just looking at my weight. I don't play video games, I don't like ponies or wear fedoras. I like watching documentaries instead of dumb hollywood junk that make your brain numb. I am pretty intellectual and good at sports. I'm a black-belt at karate. People laugh when I tell them about my black belt so I posted a video of me performing some of the harder karate moves on a friend on Facebook to prove my strenght to the girl at school. But guess what? I became more of a joke because I'm sure that these dumb ♥♥♥♥♥ thought I was making up those moves just because I am fat and didn't take it seriously or even watched it at all and just assumed that it was laughable because their braindead boyfriends said so.