Any relationship that wants to succeed long term needs a few things. One of the most important of these is Buttstuff, othewise known as Anal, but Buttstuff is more fun to say.

1. Make sure its clean- No one wants poopy ♥♥♥♥. Make sure the person who's receieving the Buttstuff cleans their butt. Its not hard, just get some water in there and hula hoop a bit.

2. Lube- If you do Buttstuff without lube, you are a dumbass. Lube makes it so he/she doesnt feel as if their ass is being riped in half (Unless you're that big ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ), aswell as making it enjoyable for the one sliding in the butt so your ♥♥♥♥ skin doesnt peel off. I would recommend any Silicone based lube.

3. Pre-Game- You need to loosen that hole up. Its a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ muscle that is made to be tight. Stick a finger or two in first, with lube, and play with it. Do this for awhile until they feel relaxed and comfortable.

4. Docking Time- Time to get down to the real Buttstuff. After the hole has been cleaned, lubed up and loosened up you want to slather as much lube onto your penetrative object and the recieving pooper again. Now you want to go in slowly, just the tip at first, then slide in once the initial pain has gone away. SIDE NOTE: IT WILL ALWAYS HURT FOR A SHORT TIME AT FIRST. Once you have the whole shaft deep inside their ♥♥♥♥ hole you want to start pumping slowly and steadily increasing in speed.

5. ♥♥♥♥ Dat Ass- Go to town and plow that ass until you leave a nice surprise and youre both satisfied. Make sure your significant other has finished aswell you greedy bastard.