Hello, I am Pual Fishman and I represent the fire saftey administration of the united states of america. I am here to help others not make the same mistake that I did five long years ago. Fire saftey is very important for you and your communities well being. I used to not be aware of my actions, I thought that what I was doing was cool and that nothing bad could come out of it. But I was wrong, so very indeed wrong... one night I was doing my usual routine, I had gotten a kitten and had already wrapped it up in cardboard and fire crackers. I was ready to put it in the oven for a nice long roasting. But just as I put it in the oven the kittens owner burst through door screaming, I sprang up got a meat mallet and threw it at him, he dodged it and came at me screaming. Luckily he tripped on the phone charger I was having sex with earlier. He fell to ground and snapped his neck, I had also ♥♥♥♥ my self, but the oven, dead man, and the smell of my ♥♥♥♥ could cover up this "accident nicely"

So I grabbed the dead man and rubbed the ♥♥♥♥ all over him so the smell of a dead body wouldnt overpower the smell of my ♥♥♥♥ and everyone would think that I had just had mexican food that night. Now that his body was in the oven I began to roast it and later I ate his ashes as to get rid of the evidence. The kitten slit my throat that night and the fire saftey administration brought me back to spread awarness to all the young minds of children around america. Thank you for your time