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36 of 50 (72%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 3:00pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 3:52pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2014 @ 1:15pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 4:09pm

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2014 @ 10:48am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2014 @ 8:54am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 7:19am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2014 @ 8:11am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 3:50pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2014 @ 9:17am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 6:08am

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2014 @ 11:02am

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2014 @ 9:01am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2014 @ 2:34am

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2014 @ 8:20am

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2014 @ 1:50am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 6:39am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 2:12pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 4:39pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 8:44am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 3:01pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2014 @ 1:57am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2014 @ 2:19am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 3:37pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2014 @ 8:33am

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2014 @ 10:11am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 8:04am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2014 @ 3:27am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2014 @ 1:50am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2014 @ 3:24am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2014 @ 9:02am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 3:12pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 3:12pm

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 4:39pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 3:32pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2014 @ 12:30pm



For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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