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You twerk like God 🔥🔥🔥 add me

Heyyy .. so i called ur phone .... no answer !! Wjat the heck !! ;/ do u hate me now .... or are u just dead ???! O_o ..... Get back to me when available plzz ... Hope u not dead !! XD ... p.s. im going to the mall later .. :p lets hang out bestie ... !!!

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No Maga November

Can you pass the challenge? 👀

Girl: Do you think I'm pretty?
Boy: No
Girl: Do want to be with me forever?
Boy: No
Girl: Do u even like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would u cry if i walked away?
Boy: No
She heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyes
The boy grabbed her arm
Boy: Your not pretty...your beautiful
Boy: I dont want to be with u forever...I need to be with u forever
Boy: I dont like u...I love u
Boy: I wouldn't cry if u walked away......I would die if u walked away.
Boy Whispers: Plz stay with me
Girl: I will...
*Tonight at midnight your true love will realize she/he loves u
*Something good will happen to u at 1-4pm
*Tomorrow it could be anywhere!!!
*Get ready for the shock of your life!
*If u dont post this to 5 other comments... You will have bad luck for the rest of ur life

hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)

Oh, every time I think about old Ronald McDonald I just get so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rock hard. Ever since I was 6, I’ve had the hots for him. Everything about him is perfect. I want to wake up chained to my bed, with that pale face smiling down at me, while slowly shoving chicken nuggets up my ass. I want the Hamburgler to steal my ♥♥♥ just like he steals hamburgers. I want Grimace to eat my ass so hard, trying to get at the chicken nuggets left by Ronald. All the while Ronald is standing above me, forcing his two foot horse ♥♥♥♥ down my throat. I want to choke on it, as the Big Mac secret sauce consumes my existence.

No Naga November

Can you pass the challenge? 👀

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hey this is jason goldstriker from the hit show famous house stream now on hulu

+rep nice profile😉

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♥𝙖𝙙𝙙 𝙢𝙚 𝙥𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙚♥

௵﷽﷽௵ͬͤ ͬͬͤ ͦͬͬͤ ͬͦͬͬͤ ͤͬͦͬͬͤ ͬͤͬͦͬͬͤ ͬͬͤͬͦͬͬͤ ͦͬͬͤͬͦͬͬͤ ௵﷽﷽ !﷽.ͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭ﷽﷽IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!
WE TRUE HOMIES௵﷽﷽
WE RIDE TOGETHER௵﷽!!!﷽
WE DIE TOGETHER௵﷽﷽!!!﷽
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care.
C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE ̩̩̩̩̩̩̩̩̩̩̩̩̩̩̩̩̩̩̩̍̍̍̍̍̍̍̍̍̍̍̍̍̍̍̍̍̍̍̍̍̍ ̩̩̩̩̩̩̩̩̩̩̩̩̩̩̩̩̩̩̩̍̍̍̍̍̍̍̍̍̍̍̍̍̍̍̍̍̍̍̍̍̍ ̩̩̩̩̩̩̩̩̩̩̩̩̩̩̩̩̩̩̩̍̍̍̍̍̍̍̍̍̍̍̍̍̍̍̍̍̍̍̍̍̍

I love you John Pork

wouldn't let me 1v1 knife fight mid, bought an auto and one tapped me. TWO THUMBS DOWN. I HATE THIS GUY

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dropped me awp when i was going for clips lowk a goat, might be racist idk tho

Lets be honest, have you ever been to Antarctica or know someone who has been there? NO OF COURSE NOT! Not to mention its only been "discovered" for 200 somewhat years. Obviously Antarctica has been a massive multi-government hoax only invented to create fake disputes over land between the UK Norway Germany and other major nations and brainwash all of humanity into believing there is a "7th" continent. This is the second time a ploy like this with multiple governments joined together to create massive propaganda for the general public, because obviously we all know Wyoming is a chunk error in the world that the governments have been desperately attempting to cover up for years since the discovery of the Americas by the European powers. In all, don't smoke crack.

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Guaranteed this kid has like 3k hours and zero friends in real life

-rep griefs and gets in front of you when shooting to get himself killed

sorry if you get paired with this guy, tk and throws while his boyfriend bottom frags with no kills. Is an angry human because he is horrible at the game

Saddest csgo player to ever download csgo, please read the rest of his comments, bro has no trust factor.

IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋
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🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable💖
I could never delete you Daddy!💖
Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you💦cummies💦Or never get called☁squishy☁again❌❌😬😬❌❌
If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿
3 back: you're squishy☁️💦
5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦
10+ back: Daddy😛😛💕💕💦👅👅

whines in chat about his team, gets mad and has his boyfriends gang up on you when you talk ♥♥♥♥ to him. goo goo baby needs daddy's ♥♥♥♥ in his mouth

It smells like up dog in here

I love little baby ducks, old pickup trucks
Slow-movin' trains and rain
I love little country streams, sleep without dreams
Sunday school in May and hay
And I love you, too

I love leaves in the wind, pictures of my friends
Birds of the world and squirrels
I love coffee in a cup, little fuzzy pups
Bourbon in a glass and grass
And I love you, too

I love honest, open smiles, kisses from a child
Tomatoes on the vine and onions
I love winners when they cry, losers when they cry
Music when it's good and life
And I love you, too.

hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)

Whenever I eat m&ms, I like to hold two m&m's in between my fingers and squeeze as hard as I can until one m&m cracks. I eat the cracked one, and the one that didn't crack becomes the champion. Then I grab another m&m, and force it to compete with the champion in this deadly game of m&m gladiators. I do this until I run out of m&m's, and when there is only one m&m left standing, I send a letter to the m&m's brand with the champion m&m in it with a note attached that reads: "Please use this champion m&m for breeding purposes."

hey dude! thanks for sending me that AWP Dragon lore and million dollars! I hope Megan Fox goes on that date with you!

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You're swine. You're a vulgar little maggot. Don't you even have the slightest clue as to how pathetic you are? You worthless bag of filth. As they say in Texas, I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. A ♥♥♥♥-wart. I would rather kiss a Persian than be seen with you. You are a fiend and a coward, and you have horrible breath. You are degenerate, noxious; basically, an ideal ♥♥♥♥♥♥ moron. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you. You are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic local parasitic pond scum and I wish you would just go away.

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA PERSON THAT KILLED U!
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hey, I added you, I'm literally just down for your cases. If you don't mind then accept my friend request so I can send you an offer!

星公子！星星糖

YOU HAVE BEEN CHUDDER'D BY THE CHUDDER MAN

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Hey dude... I don't really know how to say this and I didn't want to tell you in person because that may have been embarrassing for you, but today in class I noticed you were wearing some Travis Scott Jordan 1's. You looked really cool in those shoes, and I was thinking of complimenting you after class, but then I noticed something... The Air Jordan logo had a little nut-sack hanging from in between his legs... Are you seriously wearing fake Jordans to class dude? You're lucky I didn't call you out in front of everyone... Please do not wear those again, for your own sake...

ur larping, post a money spread or else >:)

You've been friends since
June 20, 2022

I has aids

DIE, YOU BASTARDS!

I'LL EAT YOUR LIVER!

I WILL DRINK FROM YOUR SKULL!

BRING ME THEIR HEADS!

MY LIEGE, WE ARE BUT SIMPLE PEASANTS!
THAT JUST MEANS EASIER PICKINGS, KNAVE!

has aids

I HOPE U ENJOY MY SKIBIDI BACKSHOTS

Welcome to Team Fortress 2. After nine years in development, hopefully it will have been worth the wait. To listen to a commentary node, put your crosshair over the floating commentary symbol and press your primary fire. To stop a commentary node, put your crosshair over the rotating node and press your primary fire again. Some commentary nodes may take control of the game in order to show something to you. In these cases, simply press your primary fire again to stop the commentary. In addition, your secondary fire will cycle you through all the commentary nodes in the level. Please let me know what you think after you have had a chance to play. I can be reached at gaben@valvesoftware.com, and my favorite class is the Spy. Thanks, and have fun!

how come my gardener not coming to cut my grass? I will raise your pay to 3.50 if you come back to me. [:8^D)

Hey slurpydog♥♥♥♥♥_2020 D0GF.ucKeR_2022 how many dogs have you violated and will you PLEASE JustLeaveTheDogD.ickALONE_2022 !! We are all begging you Jill!! Resist the temptation for playing with a dogs d.ick and do KNOT F.UCK WITH POSSUMS ANYLONGER!!