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Unlocked 15 Aug, 2019 @ 1:03pm

Click on door 430 five times.

Click on door 430 five times.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2019 @ 2:23pm

Achievement

This is an achievement.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2019 @ 12:55pm

Commitment

Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2019 @ 3:31pm

Welcome back!

Quit the game and then start it again.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2014 @ 12:43pm

Speed run

Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2019 @ 2:03pm

You can't jump

No seriously, we disabled it.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2014 @ 11:16am

Go outside

Don't play The Stanley Parable for five years.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2019 @ 12:53pm

Beat the game

Complete The Stanley Parable.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2014 @ 12:59pm

Unachievable

It is impossible to get this achievement.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2019 @ 1:24pm