1. I know it's not your job. Otherwise, I'd be paying you in popcorn bags. Or cookies. Depends on what I have handy.
2. I don't check twitter as much as I probably should, but I saw the post on youtube, which is what clued me in.
3. I myself am in denial that classes have started up again. This homework that I've been assigned for the weekend is just my imagination being a jerk to me.

Why didn't you tell me Ramza started the second season of Mindcrap?