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I’ve mogged you yesterday, I mogged you a week ago, I’ve been mogging you since the dawn of time. When you woke up thinking you had a chance, I was already there, mogging you in your sleep. You thought today would be different? Think again. While you were brushing your teeth, I was brushing you aside. Every time you step outside, every time you log in, I’m there, mogging you in ways you didn’t even know were possible.
I’ve mogged you in the past, I’m mogging you right now, and I’ll be mogging you in the future—because that’s what I do. I mogged your ancestors, and I’ll mog your descendants. You could train for a thousand years in a Himalayan monastery, mastering every form of self-improvement known to man, and yet, I’ll still be here, waiting... to mog you once again. You’re living in my world.
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