Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

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Look, I'm tired of people like you. We play competitive to play serious and get better. Hence why it's called competitive. We all have fun taking the game seriously, knowing we will get better and win. But then there's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ like you who troll and don't take anything seriously. It's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded when it's your rank up game that YOU earned but then dumbasses like this ruin it for you, and you have to start all over again just because your group of 4 people was missing 1. I can win 7 games in a row and finally reach silver elite master, until this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tool hops into OUR competitive environment. I wish I could get more than 40 kills each game to make up for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥'s like this who get 8 frags at best. You could go play any other game, but you decide to ruin a competitive enviornment, and ruin the experience for 9 other people. Jesus ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ christ, go play volleyball or something, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

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Hello, I am currently 13 years old and I want to become a penguin. I know there’s a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I’m different. On December 14th, I’m moving to Antarctica; home of the greatest penguins. I’ve already cut off my arms, and now slide on my stomach everywhere I go as training. I may not be a penguin yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need by checking out my channel, I will become the greatest penguin ever. Guaranteed

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