I'm awesome, and I like cookies. I also live at my house. And sitting on a chair. It's made of leather. Leather comes from cows. I like cows. Cows make great burgers. I like burgers. I get my burgers from Chick-fil-a. My favorite burger is the chicken sandwich. Chicken comes from chickens. I am not a chicken. You are a chicken. I like chickens. Chickens go 'Bawk'. That rhymes with book. I hate books. Therefore, I hate chickens. Chicken starts with 'C'. I 'C' you. In a chair. Over there. Please don't stare. I like stairs. My favorite stairs are escalatairs. Slinkys are fun with escalators. I like donuts. Why do donuts have holes in them? You took the hole. Donuts have taxes on them. The hole is the tax. Relax, I am human just like you. Sometimes. Grape + Sun = Wine. Milk + 1 year aging = Cheese.