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Marge, please, old people don't need companionship. They need to be
isolated and studied, so it can be determined what nutrients they have
that might be extracted for our personal use.
-- Homer Simpson
Lady Bouvier's Lover
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Peter: [while peeing into a urinal] Fire! Fire! City Hall is burning. Don't worry, I'll put it out.
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Accident, n.:
A condition in which presence of mind is good, but absence of
body is better.
-- Foolish Dictionary
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Computers are like air conditioners. Both stop working, if you open windows.
-- Adam Heath
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The inability to benefit from feedback appears to be the primary cause of
pseudoscience. Pseudoscientists retain their beliefs and ignore or distort
contradictory evidence rather than modify or reject a flawed theory. Because
of their strong biases, they seem to lack the self-correcting m