hot n steamy chad, 10/10 would do !!!!!

I ♥♥♥♥ myself on my bus home from work

I finished late. 2am. Before clocking out I felt a vague need to use the bathroom, but I thought I wanted to get home faster and catch my bus. And it was only half an hour anyway.
I got on the bus which was luckily empty, I sat right at the back and started feeling nauseous. I’ve been through worse so I thought I would be fine.
I was not fine. Halfway in I felt like I was about to burst. I started thinking of ways out but this early in the morning there’s nothing. I let it all out 5 mins out from my stop. Bus driver didn’t notice I think.
The walk home was so shameful. I feel so disgusted with myself, like such an animal.
I’m home now and washed it all off. So ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gross. I obviously will never tell ANYONE about this. Hence the post

chad with incel voice would talk to him again 10/10

You’re ♥♥♥♥ing dead, Molag Bal. I can be anywhere in Nirn or Oblivion at any time. And I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my Mages Guild skill tree. Not only am I extensively trained in spamming Biting Jabs, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Daggerfall Covenant and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ♥♥♥ off of the face of Oblivion, you little ♥♥♥♥. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “plan" of stealing my soul was going to bring down upon you, maybe you should've stayed in Cold Harbor. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you eight-damn idiot. I will ♥♥♥♥ fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ♥♥♥♥ing dead, Molag Bal.

Obamer is our word, but you can use Obama

I found you on Masterwatch as one of the top mercy's and I think that's great! I like my women skilled at something and still know their place. (lets be honest if you played a skillful hero like genji or widowmaker, you wouldn't be 4th.) From now on, you'll be my duo and girlfriend. You'll pocket me. This comes with some conditions: You'll be required to send me snaps of you every morning, noon, and evening. Some nude ones at night too. You obviously won't be allowed to stream any more and talk to other guys. If you please me, I'll buy you an occasional loot box or two. We'll skype every day, make sure to buy a high definition web cam soon.