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I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding

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I’ll have you know I reached the top of the page on FurAffinity, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret conventions worldwide, and I have over 300 confirmed yiffs. I am trained in gorilla fursuiting and I’m the top suiter in the entire US furry fandom. I will yiff the ♥♥♥♥ out of you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me over the Internet? Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of artists across all of FA and your name is being added to Artist Beware right now so you better prepare for the storm, roman. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your foot. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ done, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can yiff you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare paws. I will ♥♥♥♥ furries all over you and you will drown in them. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ done, kiddo.